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My name is Suresh Prajapati... I want to change my name as Suresh Cruise.. and

I wish that once I will be also nominated for

Oscar Awards...So, will it be possible ??

Once I went to a jungle.. It was dark and

there was a lots of mist there and I was

unable to see clearly.. Suddenly I saw a

gin.. He told me to demand 3 wishes...

I demanded for beautiful home with lots of

money as a first wish... Secondly, I demanded for a beautiful girl as a wife... and

third I demanded that you will have to fulfill all my wishes for the whole life... Gin fulfilled my alll wishes and suddenly all had disappeared

and I tried hard to call the gin again and again and I shouted for so many times but gin didn't come back... What was it ???

Once I went to see the movie alone and I

reached the theatre and and I was alone

in the whole theatre and I was watching

horror movie.. Suddenly there were so

many ghosts I have shown on the seats

surrounding me.... But I was not frightened..

but when movie was over then all ghost disappeared suddenly...So, what was it ????

Once I saw Mr. India at late night.. After that I slept and when i was taking sound sleep at

that time I saw a dream in which I was MR.

India and I saved all from Amrish Puri... But

when I woke up in the morning I knew that

it was a dream but I had red glasses on my

face and hat on my head and gadget on my wrist but it was in not working condition.. So,

How it became possible ??

Once I was driving a car at late night on

highway suddenly one truck came and it

was in middle of the road...So, I had no

chance to save my car from hitting it to

truck.. But there was a miracle and truck

passed without touching a body of the car..

I closed my eyes and when opened truck

was already passed... So, what was it ??

Once I was playing snack and ladders with my friends and suddenly

all snacks converted into ladders and all ladders converted into

snacks.. I was not drunk at that time and I wasn't felling sleepy at

that time and even my all friends saw that miracle... What was it ???

Once I was driving a car at night and I was alone in the whole road and

suddenly one ghost appeared in front of my car bonnet and quickly

disappeared.. I was very surprised.... Well, I wasn't drunk at that time...

So, what was it ???

Once I went to jungle and I went there and spent a night with ghosts..

For the whole night I enjoyed whiskey and rum with ghosts and when

I returned they gave me lot of gifts and chocolates as a sweet memory..

Was it right or wrong ???

Once I woke up in the morning, I saw that my height increased up to 6.9 inches...

Actually, before waking up my height was 4.9 inches but after waking up my

height increased up to this extent... What was it ????

Once I went to a zoo and Lion from one cage starts talking with me in

English language, I was very surprised and I called zoo staff and told

about that but in front of them Lion behaved normally.. Zoo-staff was

laughing at me and when they went back to their work lion started

talking in English again... So, what was it ????

Once I was playing cricket and I hit the ball so hard that it went

upside in the sky and never returned.... After few minutes there

was a large voice coming from the sky saying that they had taken

my ball and they would never return it... Now, I really don't know

what should I do to bring that ball back to earth... Please give the

right suggestions...

Actually, My wife's name is Archana and my Name is Suresh.

Now, my wife is pregnant. So, we are thinking of deciding

name of our kid. He is boy. So, please suggest some good

names.

Actually, one of my relatives got married before 5 years, then

in 5 months my bhabhi (that relative brother's wife) had given

divorce because my relative brother was suffering from a little

bit depression. After that my relative brother tried a lot to

convince my bhabhi a lot to come back at home again but she

never returned and my relative brother waited for her for 5

years but she never returned. So, was it fair what she did with

him ??? Even my relative brother was dying each and every

moment for this 5 years and he tried hard to tell about his

situation to his parents, relatives, friends and all others but

every person had replied, " Just forget her ". Even some of

them also made a fun of him. He was a true lover but in this

whole world he was alone, he couldn't make understand this

whole world how he is dying for every moment. He was very

intelligent guy but after my bhabhi left him, he was in a very

bad situation. But this whole world told him a mad guy. Was

this whole world right in its attitude ??? And in last actually

he was not a mad guy but he was a very straight forward

guy. Now, he has got success in forgetting that stone hearted

girl and the whole situation which he had to face. Really he

is still very good and intelligent guy and he could survive in this whole situation himself alone against this whole world.

Yes, he fought against this situation and world alone. So,

now you suggest what he should do now ???

One day I saw a bird flying in the sky, then I thought

I should do practice like a bird to fly in the sky, so I

made wings and tried a lot but I couldn't fly. So what

should I do ???

Today when I saw one sad movie, my eyes were full of tears and

tears were continuously coming out of eyes and I couldn't stop

crying, even after 6 hours I couldn't stop crying. What should I do ?

Sometimes, when I drink a mix fruit juice then I feel

like I am at a seashore, sometimes I feel like I am

feeling freshness and I am flying in the sky, sometimes

I feel like I am on a desert and I find a pond of Mix fruit

juice in desert. What is it exactly ???

Dear friends, sometimes I feel like I am flying in the sky, so at

that time what should I don to come on Ground again ????

I am making a film in which our hero kills heroine and our villan

is arrested instead of our hero. Then villan gets a big shock by

heroine's death and he takes an oath that he will kill the hero.

But our hero has a high political infuluence so that villan can't

reach the hero. So, one night when villan is in a way to his home,

he finds " ichchadhari naag " and he touch the ground and bow

the " ichchadhari naag ". So, our "ichchadhari naag " gives blessings

and gives him a power of being invisible. So, our villan is happy to

have a chance to take revange with hero. So, he goes to hero and

kills him and takes his revenge. So, this is my story. So, please please

tell me how is it ??? I am spending my whole money behind this movie

and I am selling my whole property and my home for making this film.

So, please suggest me how is this film ???? Your suggestions are very

valuable for me.

(1) Ham laye he tufan ko kashti me dal ke .....

(2) Dushman dushman na raha.....

(3) Shisha ho ya man ho aakhir ....

(4) Tere bin nahi lag da man mera dholna...

(5) Tum to mere aashiq ho sadio purane ...

(6) Tu jahan rahe, tu kahi b rahe, meri yaad sath he ....

(7) Jane kaha gayi vo rate, kehte the teri raah me ....

(8) Tera man b kitna vyakul he, vo pyar to tumse karta he ....

(9) Ek raat mit jayegi maati k mol, duniya me reh jayenge pyare tere bol...

(10) Mere bin tu kuch b nahi, mere bin tu kuch b nahi, mere sare aansoo

tere, teri sari khushiya meri ......

Correct the words in above songs. Best of Luck !!!

I want to make a film in which our hero dies in beginning, after that our heroine

start loving villan, then both start singing a son, " O tumse dur rehke hamne

jana pyar kya he, hamne mana pyar kya he ". After that suddenly, ichchadarhi

nagin comes into their way, so villan calls his people to kill that nagin, they kill

her. So, ichchadhari naag knows it and he decides to take revange, so he finds

a chance to take the revange. So, one day, he finds it and he kills the villan and

all his people, now heroine starts loving ichchadari naag, but our naag refuses to

marry our heroine becuase he knows that heroine is not of good charactor, so he

tells our heroine that she will have to pass the fire exam and then she will be

accepted by him. So, for her love with naag, she becomes ready to do it, but suddenly,

interval comes in our movie, after interval, our icchadhari naag does not satisfy with

this fire exam and he feels cheated by heroine, so he leaves that place forever and

heroine falls in love with naag very deeply and starts singing a song, " Tu chhupa he

kaha, me tadapti yaha ", so after that heroine lerns a lesson that she does a wrong

to all with hero, villan and ichchadhari naag. So, in the last heroine becomes lady

saint and here our story is completed..... So, how is this story, please don't give

fake answers. It is the question of my career, I am spending whole money behind

it, so please don't make a fun and give the answer seriously, if your answer will be

good perhaps you will be selected as a hero in this film.