Silent but Deadly

Have you ever considered the possibility that when you die, you'll find that God is not actually a divine being but is instead an entity that feeds on the souls of the spiritually pure, destroying them permanently? Is it possible that you're all being duped by a very clever spirit? Could this be a valid reason why a non-corporeal being would want to foster spiritual purity in it's source of sustenance? Your soul might end up as ephemeral poo stinking up the afterlife?

Have you ever considered the possibility that when you die, you'll find that God is not actually a divine being but is instead an entity that feeds on the souls of the spiritually pure, destroying them permanently? Is it possible that you're all being duped by a very clever spirit? Could this be a valid reason why a non-corporeal being would want to foster spiritual purity in it's source of sustenance? Your soul might end up as ephemeral poo stinking up the afterlife?

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Have you ever worried that when you die and go to heaven, you'll find that God is not actually a divine being but is instead an entity that feeds on the souls of the spiritually pure, destroying them permanently? Is it possible that you're all being duped by a very clever spirit? Could this be a valid reason why a non-corporeal being would want to foster spiritual purity in it's source of sustenance? Your soul might end up as ephemeral poo stinking up the afterlife?

I ate an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos and now several hours later I feel like I have 3rd degree burns on my anus. Is God trying to tell me that flaming hot cheetos are morally reprehensible?

that numerology is the toilet paper of the rational mind?

My christian neighbor trained his dog to crap on my lawn. Is this a good example of the principle "Love thy neighbor"?

Flaming hot cheetos taste heavenly going in, but burn like Hell coming out. Thoughts?

Do you think more people would read the bible if hotels put it in the bathroom instead of in the nightstand?

I think it's a bit childish and retarded that someone reported one of my answers because I simply said I'm not into dating men, and even more sad that it was actually removed........

but said evidence was in the form of his frozen corpse atop Mt. Everest?

According to him God created man, and man created the transformers, so the transformers are like a gift from God.....

Ok, I'm reading the Stand by Stephen King, and it's got me thinking that having the global reset button pressed might not be such a bad thing. I think that a lot of the problems occuring in society today would be easier to solve if society itself was destroyed. Is there anyone else out there secretly cheering on the swine flu?

Do you think that the fear driven society we live in today, dealing with the war on terror, uncertain economic footing, and sensationalist news, is driving people away from religion or attracting more people to it?