P!ss Ant

I know I'm just a little guy but I want to be someone's little buddy not just a

p!ss ant... What do I do?

And is it worth it?

I have a Dell laptop that worked great before with wireless connections... now when I enable the wireless connection on the computer it can not find any wireless networks even when the computer is right next to the router. Hardwired it works OK but it just does not see any wireless networks anymore. Please HELP me. I have rebooted the computer, unplugged the cable modem and the router but nothing has changed. I have even tried to "find" a wireless connection at a known "wireless" McDonalds and I still get "no network connections found" during the search where before it would list it as a possible connection source!

I would like to upload a picture to replace the avatar... How do I do that? If I must join Yahoo 360, what are the benefits and how much trouble is this 360 stuff!!

Help!

I have heard that using artificial sweetners (Splenda, Equal, Sweet N Low) will actually trigger your hunger and it is not a good idea to use them when on a diet. It fools the brain into thinking it is getting food to process and will increase your hunger. Is this really true, does anyone know about this?

"Red tape holds up New Bridges"

Wow, something stronger than duct tape!

"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"

No, Really?

"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"

Now isn't that taking it a bit too far!

"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"

What a guy!

"War Dims Hope for Peace"

I can see where it might that effect.

"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"

You think??

"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"

Who would have thought!

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"

Weren't they fat enough?

"Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"

That was really giving of himself!

"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"

Too many beans, too many beans!

"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"

Story line for next Chainsaw Massacre!

"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

Boy are they tall!

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead"

Go figure!!

Games to play when we are really old...

1) Sag, your it.

2) Hide and go Pee.

3) Red rover, Red rover, the nurse says Bend over.

4) Musical Recliners

5) Pin the toupee on the bald guy

6) Simon says- Huh, What's that you say?

7) kick the Bucket- for real!

8) 20 questions: Shouted in your good ear.

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The Guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to New Orleans(you can insert any city here), there are crazy people there. Shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."

Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own Business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as anywhere In The world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been Worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your Word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".

;)

They get along great with me and my wife (their step mom) but my ex has put a lot of negative pressure on them- will they come back to us?? We have always had a good relationship with them but have had several issues with the ex- taken her to court several times for visitation!! Have not seen the boys since May, per their wishes over the summer time period but have been trying to re-establish visitation since September- called and sent a card requesting they call us... nothing. I have been very depressed about this- I know they are almost out of high school and do not mind that they would rather hang out with friends but I'm afraid that we will never see them again. Court system sucks and is expensive. Any words of wisdom???