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About an hour ago, I noticed my heart stopped beating. Should I go to the hospital? Or will it start back up on its own?

Hockey has 3 quarters, college basketball has 2, how come football always has 4 quarters? Why not 5?

I always hear on Fox News that Obama is attacking Christ... Do they mean he actually killed Jesus or was he one of the people that was whipping him and beating him like in the Mel Gibson movie... Or was he the one that gave the order to crucify Jesus, but he didn't actually personally carry out the sentence?

right now i'm 6-1 in fantasy... and first place overall.. so i'd say im almost a lock at the playoffs.. our championship game is played over weeks 16 and 17 over on espn.. so if it make it to there.. there's a good chance that my team's MVP, Aaron Rodgers will be benched for the final week or two when i need him the most at the rate Green Bay is playing right now... I'm hurting pretty badly at RB right now and i feel like if i make it to the championship, my RB situation would be a major liability... right now my RB's are Ryan Mathews, Beanie Wells, Chris Johnson, James Starks and Montario Hardesty... i was relying on CJ2K to have a huge year as my number 1 overall pick and he's let me down.. Mathews and Wells have filled in nicely but as nicely as i've wanted..

I was thinking come week 14 or 15.. I could trade Rodgers for an elite RB like Matt Forte whose team will probably be fighting for a playoff spot once the end of the season comes and will therefore be playing to his fullest potential... My backup QB as of right now is Ryan Fitzpatrick.. but maybe i could get the team that i trade with to throw me another QB as well... Do you think thats a good idea? and if it is.. do you think someone will actually fall for it being that Rodgers will likely sit on the bench for the final game or two ?

so someone just dropped the impotent DWill in my league... and i do have some junk on my bench.. like Demariyus Thomas, Montario Hardesty, and Eric Decker... (I ;picked up Thomas as insurance for Decker since it looks like Tebow favors him more than Decker)... you think its worth dropping one of those guys for DWill? as if he could actually get it together one of these weeks ?

I just picked up Hardesty off of waivers but I really wanted Murray.. i screwed up and made Hardesty my top priority for the waiver claims... Murray was picked up by someone in my league.. you think I should try to trade him Hardesty for Murray.. (if he'll even do it?)

So theres a dude in my league thats willing to trade either Ray Rice, Matt Forte, or Frank Gore... he needs a WR badly... He hasn't told me who hes interested in yet but... I have Hakeem Nicks, Dwayne Bowe, AJ Green, Eric Decker, Malcolm Floyd, Johnny Knox (soon to be waived for Demarco Murray if I am able to get him .. im 10 of 10 on the waiver spot (last)) and Mike Thomas (soon to be waived for Montario Hardesty if i can get him)

My RB's are Chris Johnson, Ryan Mathews, Beanie Wells, James Starks and Delone Carter (soon to be waived to pick up a D for this week since mine is on a bye)

So my question is... Should I even make this trade?? Or am I fine the way I am.. (i'm currently 5-0-1 thanks to Aaron Rodgers)... and if I should make this trade.. who should I trade??? Should I trade one of my big WR's like Nicks or Bowe.. or should I try to trade a couple lesser receivers in a package deal??? And if so... who should I aim for? I think Rice is the best RB out of that group.. but I don't wanna give up too much for another RB since i already have 3 viable starters.. so i'd be down for either one of the 3... though Chris Johnson hasn't been too great so far.. I dunno.. I'm lost.. i feel like one of those RB's could really improve my team but I don't wanna give up Nicks or Bowe .. so i could use some advice

(BTW.. this dude is also willing to trade Peyton Hillis as well.. but i really don't wanna touch him right now)

I'm in bad shape with the bye week... losing CJ2K, Bowe, Mathews, Beanie Wells, Decker and M. Floyd all to byes... So so far I have Nicks and AJ Green starting at my Wrs.. and i've got the unexciting Mike Thomas in as flex... Mario Manningham is available in my league.. should I pick him up and start him in lieu of Mike Thomas? I would then of course, be starting two Giants wide outs.. which has never been good for me... when i start 2 guys from the same team of the same position.. what do ya'll think?

I haven't had food in the house for a couple days except for my dog's treats and food.. I'm really hungry but I don't wanna take away my dog's food.. can I eat his dog biscuits .. will they give me any nourishment?

Right now I have CJ and Mathews in my RB1 and 2 slots... And I have Hakeem Nicks and Dwayne Bowe in my WR spots.. I was leaning towards AJ Green for the flex but I like Starks matchup this week, being that Ryan Grant is banged up... Beanie Wells is a gametime decision and I really can't afford to mess around with him because I'm going to be at that Giants Cardinals game this week and I won't have access to a computer to remove him from the lineup if he's called out for the week... I could also start Green at WR instead and bench Bowe .. what do ya think?

whattya think? Keller against Oakland or Clark against Pit... so far i have Keller in my lineup but I wanted to see what ya'll thought .. I know i probably shouldn't start Clark but i kinda wanna have a reason to watch the sunday night game

You think DJax is worth getting rid of Mathews for? Mathews is starting to rebound after being in Mike Tolbert's shadow in week 1... And he's projected for 18 points this week on espn as Jackson is projected for only 13... Here's my team if you're interested...

QB: Aaron Rodgers

RB: Chris Johnson, Beanie Wells, Ryan Mathews, James Starks, Danny Woodhead

WR: Hakeem Nicks, Dwayne Bowe, AJ Green, Mike Thomas, Malcolm Floyd, Nate Burleson

TE: Dallas Clark, Dustin Keller

D/ST: Cardinals (for this week only)

K: Nick Folk

So am i better off keeping Mathews or shall i make the trade?

I know Blount is the better player but.. should I wait a week or two and evaluate how Blount is doing just in case he continues playing poorly?.. of course if I wait too long.. Blount's value could rise again and Mathews' could plummet

I'm in a 10 team standard league.. I need another elite RB because i don't trust CJ2K.. Someone in my league is in need of a better TE.. and he has Rice, Gore, Hillis and Forte all on the same team.. He won't give up Rice.. but probably Gore or Hillis.. possibly Forte.. Which one would I trade for and how should i do it? i was thinking about throwing him Dallas Clark, Ryan Mathews and possibly AJ Green to make the deal sweeter... Here's my roster...

QB: Aaron Rodgers, Matt Cassel

RB: Chris Johnson, Beanie Wells, Ryan Mathews, James Starks, Danny Woodhead

WR: Hakeem Nicks, Dwayne Bowe, AJ Green, Malcolm Floyd, Mike Thomas, Lee Evans

TE: Dallas Clark

D/ST: Oakland (for this week)

K: Nick Folk (just for this week)

So i guess the question is.. Should I go for Gore or Hillis or Forte if i can.. and what should i give up? I'll be pulling a Dustin Keller or Aaron Hernandez or Brandon Pettigrew off waivers to replace Clark...