Uberman

Apparently there are people who can turn crackers or wine into jesus. I have heard this ability is passed on through laying of hands between certain members of the catholic church. Is there a way to steal this ability, or get them to pass this ability on to me, allowing me to generate jesus bits when i need them so i can clone him?

May 21st

He aggro'd the romans pretty good.

How does that make sense. People say its to save us. Who made up that rule?

Doesn't it prove that there is a higher authority then god, since he had to follow the kill yourself to save the humans rule? if he could have changed the rules, then why did he choose to kill himself slowly, From intense pain, loss of blood, dehydration, etc does he enjoy intense suffering?

And then people still have to accept jesus. Why not skip the whole self mutilation bit?

Since a personal god should be personal. Wouldn't that make religion at best superfluous?

Article 102 – An adulterer man shall be buried in a ditch up to near his waist and an adulterer woman up to near her chest and then stoned to death.

Article 103 – In case the person sentenced to stoning escapes the ditch in which they are buried, then if the adultery is proven by testimony then they will be returned for the punishment but if it is proven by their own confession then they will not be returned.

Note – If the person sentenced to flogging escapes they shall be returned in any case.

Article 104 – The size of the stone used in stoning shall not be too large to kill the convict by one or two throws and at the same time shall not be too small to be called a stone.

http://www.wluml.org/node/3908

http://www.papalvisitstore.com/

no pope soap on a rope. I checked.

because gingers have no souls. And i started growing the beard around when i became an atheist. The two must therefore be connected.

If i repent will SC2 get here sooner?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8GEidaMMI

IE when some public figure says evolution is false, or that there is no evidence for evolution, or other stupid things creationists tend to say. Should scientific institutions have the same rights as say doctors if someone called them a quack or a fraud.

(With the same rights as individuals you would have the right to subpoena information and prove your case if you thought evolution was wrong, and expressing opinion is fine, but lying and spreading misinformation would have legal ramifications)

Unless you are a cruel uncaring person.

Personally It would bother me if i knew that billions, if not tens or, hundreds of billions, or even trillions eventually, of people were eternally suffering. It would bother me personally enough that it would be hell simply knowing that. Therefore if hell exists there can be no heaven for anyone with a reasonable amount of compassion, because mere existence with that knowledge causes them to suffer. Could those completely unbothered by the suffering of their fellows be the only ones worthy of heaven?

I.E. It would severely inconvenience you, causing you to be unable to perform modestly difficult physical tasks, restrict your diet, and potentially hinder your ability to work, study, or travel, for 6-12 months.

They cannot find someone else in time.

While ideally you should accept the inconvenience, the question is whether or not the government should legally be able to force you to do the procedure, or hold you responsible for the person's death if you deny them.

If your answer is inconsistent with your beliefs about abortion, please state what about the situation changes your opinion.

Religion claims to offer eternal life. Does the person you were when you were 10 years old still exist? Is he/she in heaven? or does that person only exist as a fragment of who you currently are, how much of you is that 10 year old?

How much have you changed since then? How different will you be after an infinite amount of time? at what point will the current you cease to exist? How much change until you are unidentifiable as who you were? If you don't change after you die, are you actually alive?

It was through eating from the tree of knowledge that Adam and Eve learned of good and evil?

Then how could they be judged? they knew not of good or evil? How would they have known that the serpent could be malevolent, without knowledge of evil, right and wrong. How could Eve possibly distrust the serpent without any way of knowing it could even be malicious.

How could you morally punish someone for an action they could not have known was wrong?

As Jesus is supposedly floating bodily to heaven.

Given that while a spirit is imaginary/magical and maybe can go faster then the speed of light. Matter cannot.

Thus Jesus' body is limited to the speed of light at best. Which would mean its less then 2000 light years away. Andromeda is the nearest galaxy to us at ~ 2.5 million light years. The diameter of the Milky Way is 100 thousand light years, with us fairly near the edge. Is heaven inside the milky way galaxy? is it outside the universe? when did/will Jesus meet up with his body? How fast can your soul travel IE whats the downtime to get to heaven or hell after death?

For me its so i can hoard graven images.