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    Stealth Rock

    Crunch

    Stone Edge

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    Outrage

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    Waterfall

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    Close Combat

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    Earthquake

    Giga Impact

    Crunch (looking for a better move here)

    Heatran:

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    Fire Blast

    Explosion

    Earth Power

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