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My neice said her firm has started to take all employees phones from then whilst at work. Is this legal?

I have a tune on a cassette. It is catchy and prob dance and trance. Halfway through a announcer says "Last call for passengers on flight Iberia 5763 proceed urgently to gate number 6". Does anyone know what this tune is please?

I have recently bought this FS and it looks great. However when I load any of the fighter aircraft I cannot find any buttons or any info to do with firing any missiles etc. Does anyone know the answer?

If every person in the UK 'donated' or was taxed an extra £1 per week towards the UK deficit, how much would this generate a year? Lets assume there are 60 million 'donators'.

When they set fireworks off, like just now, does it mean the drugs are here?

Maybe they should look for anoter job. The same goes for bus drivers. We all want more money but some of us cant hold the country to ransome. Stop being greedy and carrry on like the rest of us.

If a boy takes 2 years from his age and gives them to his sister, she will be twice his age. If he gives her one more than that she will be 3 times his age. What age is each sibling? HINT: They were born in the same year.

If I called an American a Yank is it racist? No. If I called an Australian an Ausie is it racist? No. We can go on and on. So why is it offensive to call someone from Pakistan a Paki? Ask them.

Does anyone understand it?

My turkey crown is 2kg. How long do I cook it for and at what temperature? I dont want to poison myself.

Is anyone claiming back PPI from their bank? If so how far have you got? What was the banks response? Mine has wrote back saying they have no case to answer and I should write to the Ombudsman.

The population of the UK is growing. 1 in 5 births are from mothers who are non UK born. What does that tell us?

I am watching Blackhawk Down on Channel 5 (UK). Did the US learn anything from this conflict?

A few weeks ago I registered with about 6 employment agancies. Only 2 acknowledged the application. Why? Is it because they know I will not work for £3 per hour and there are people herenow that will?

With all this ado over naming this teddy, what would happen if we named ours Jesus. Parents name their children Jesus, and also Mohammed. If we named our pets by these names, what would happen then?

I am trying to create a spreadsheet using Open Office.org spreadsheet, which I believe is similar to Excel. My last three columns are D. Credits, E. Debits and F. Balance. How do I tell column F how to calculate the balance in each row. My computer is about to go through the window!

I wont even attempt to make them from ingredients so I buy the packet mix. The firts time I tried they disappeared and the stew looked like pollyfilla! I tried again and they were huge and gooey. Shoul I just buy frozen ones?

I'm watching TV Channel Zone Reality and it said in the late '50s a US bomber was damaged in flight by another plane. In order to safely land the plane, the pilot decided to drop his nuclear bomb what he thought was over open sea. In fact he was over swamp land near Savannagh. It said they stopped searching for it because it was too expensive. Anyone on here from there and have you hear about this?