CaptCanuck23

I know its on now in the UK but i have no idea how to get it online?..any ideas?..greatly appreciated!

Found this poll online this morning...I'd be interested to see what it looks like tomorrow....Our American brothers and sisters NEED to do the RIGHT THING in the upcoming election.....for everyone's sake not just their own....

http://uspolitics.einnews.com/poll.php

I made some scrambled eggs tonight and chopped some red onions to add to the mix..once the eggs were done i noticed my red onions turned green!...i used 10% cream instead of milk for the mix..what happened to my red onions?

I made myself some scrambled eggs tonight and to my amazement the red onions I chopped and put in the eggs turned green after cooking...what happened to my red onions??

I didn't use milk or water as a mix i used 10% cream..could that have something to do with it?

Could the position of our galaxy in the Milky Way, and among the stars, be contributing to the Global Warming problem? Could something so small as the distance to a star have any effect? Or should we just attribute it to mankind's rape of the natural world?

if so, whats the question?

Do you pick it, lick it, roll it up and flick it? Or do you get other ideas?

Sure shes a great talent..hits the ball a mile..but shouldn't she be developing her game and learning to win playing against the ladies on the LPGA tour or should she really be wasting her time trying to play with the "big boys" on the PGA tour. She hasn't been close to making a cut on the PGA tour but she's had great showings on the ladies tour....isnt that where she should be focusing her time and energies?...I feel that her management team is leading her in the wrong direction. She'll never be a force on the PGA tour but could certainly dominate the LPGA. What are you thoughts?

Whats hard and hairy on the outside...soft and wet on the inside...starts with a "C"...ends with a "T"..and has a "U" and an "N" it it?

Cu-cu-cu-cu- coconut!

A female elephant is walking thru the jungle and gets a huge thorn in her hoof.

She looks around but could see no other animals except a mouse.

She begs the mouse to remove the thorn..the mouse thinks about and refuses.

"Please, please , please..Mr. Mouse...i'm dying here..i'll do anything, I'll give you anything if you remove this thorn"!

The mouse thinks for a few seconds then says "'Ok..I'll remove the thorn but then i wanna f**k you in the *ss"

The elephant hums and haws but reluctantly agrees...after the thorn is out the mouse climbs up her leg and gets to it!

Meanwhile there's 2 monkeys up in a tree watching all this. They cant believe what they're seeing so they start throwing coconuts at the mouse. One of the monkeys misses the mouse but hits the elephant in the head with one of his coconuts...the elephant grunts and the mouse says "that's right bit*h, take it all'

The Nike Sasquatch driver retailed for what..like $400 US?..i just saw it at Golf Town for $159 CDN...wouldn't it make sense to sell them at a regular price of around $200 and sell more than to have to mark the price down to $159 just to clear them out at the end of the season?

Anyone know the definition of "relative humidity"?..its the sweat that builds up on the small of your back when your screwing your sister-in-law!

a man walks into a bar and sees Celine Dion sitting at a table..he walks over to her and says "Celine, why the long face'?

a man walks ibto a bar and sees Celine Dion sitting at a table..he walks over to her and says "Cleine, why the long face'?

I'm teaching myself to play the harmonica and im wondering if there is any place i can find sheet music online ..no charge?

I'm, looking for any type of music..blues, RnB, soul, anything?

Thanks!