maddy

it was the white stripes right? cuz i just heard a weird version by the flaming lips and now im confused.

ok, i have blonde straight hair and i was thinking of getting a really short cut and dyeing it bright fire engine red. unfortunately i have no experience with hair dye really, and i'm going to have to pay for it myself. what's the best way to do this?

A jew has marriage problems. His wife doesnt enjoy screwing him very much. He goes to the rabbi who says "here's an idea. get a young man and bring him home and while you are screwing, have him stand there so your wife can see him".

the man tries this, but the woman was nervous, it was even worse. He complains to the rabbi that it didn't work. The rabbi suggests that the next time, they have the young man wave a blanket in the air while they are in bed and perhaps this would work. He obeys, but it did not work, the woman wasn't enjoying it at all.

He went back to the rabbi and said "this didn't work either. what should i do?" the rabbi says "OK, this time, make your wife get in bed with the young man while YOU wave the blanket."

the man thought this idea was ridiculous but he tried it. the wife enjoyed humping the young man so much, they wouldn't stop. It lasted for hours before they finally quit. The jew sez to the young guy:

"you see young man, THAT's how you wave a blanket!"

like rock band t-shirts and ive tried friggin' allposters.com and it sucked.

cuz im gonna see them in 5 days :D

So it goes like " shes so high, high above me shes so lovely" and then it says something about cleopatra joan of arc and aphrodite. I've only heard it once or twice so i dont know anything else about it, help!

4got to mention- we're just kids, ages 10-13, but we are pretty good. we need something easy but not totally dumbed-down to work on

ok we are 3 kids in a rock-ish beginning band. (mid-school ages) we need a name for our band and my brother keeps suggesting all these really lame ones... could u help me out? nothing christian or republican please!!

they say it's too gory / morally wrong. can anyone give me some suggestions as to either convincing them or finding a way of watching it anyway?