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the universe
Hi, I'm the universe. I used to be Dr Know-It-All, but I changed it by Deed-Polls and Surveys. It was a stupid name and I don't know why my parents called me that.
Look how many points I've got?
Is this numerologically significant?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoIf I'm the universe, why don't you pay me rent?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoWhat do you think neanderthals looked like?
Here's one theory. You don't have to watch it to answer.
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoAre you jealous of your position at the centre of the universe?
Or do you accept that every other point in the universe is also the centre?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoDo you like my short story so far...?
This is chapter one.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AllNK...
This is the next bit.
What's the killer thinking as he drives the victim and two witnesses into the forest? What's the victim thinking? He believes he's going to get stoned. Afterwards he'll probably go home and watch some football. Then he'll have a **** and go to bed. He's not expecting to to end up with an axe in his skull.
What's his relationship with the killer? Does he like him? Probably not. Is he afraid of him? Most likely. But he thinks that if he doesn't cross the killer, he'll be alright. Wrong. The killer employed a common bullying tactic. He accused the victim of talking about him. You see it all the time. There's a clip on YouTube of this runty weasle of a kid bullying this older fat boy. He says: "You been talkin' **** about me" and the other one says: "I haven't been talking **** about you". Then he picks up the little kid and drops him. Literally drops him. You must have seen it, it's famous.
So bullies do this. They make up some story whereby the victim has somehow wronged them, and then they accuse him, or her. The victim denies it and is told to shut up! And stop lying! It's a stalemate. In this case, the killer tells the victim that the victim told everybody else that the killer stole from his mum's purse. The victim says: "I swear to God, I didn't tell anybody!" This was part of the plan. The killer stole the money, and deliberately told the victim.
I'm sorry, I have to give him a name. It's David Auchterlonie. I thought I would try to give him his privacy, but I'm denying him his humanity. The "victim" sounds too much like the "subject". A specimen, nothing more. But no, it's David. I know nothing about him, but this is what I see. A troubled soul. Something of a loner. You can imagine the nick-names in high school. Auchter- Lonely and so forth. He looks sad in the picture. Lost. Why isn't he wearing a shirt? It's difficult to make out the background but it seems to be outside, maybe at a beach. But it's not sunny, it's dull and miserable. So why take a photo? Is that just what you do at the beach? Maybe everybody was miserable.
I see something else in his face. I know it sounds crazy and I'm probably only bestowing characteristics that I see in myself, but his eyes have a wisdom. Like he's already seen a lot for a teenager. It's not a look you often see on the faces of people who are used to getting their own way in life. A look I often see. When they suddenly realise that somebody said no to them, they get all crestfallen. But this is different. David is used to people saying no. As I say, he was probably bullied at school. He's a loser. He's tall and skinny. He's got a dumb look on his face.
But David isn't wise. He wants to belong. He's a follower, and he follows Milat Jr. That's what I'll call him from now on, Milat Jr. David doesn't like Milat. He doesn't trust him. He's scared of him. He's scared of him because Milat's a big man. He's a Milat. So Dave follows him and he's in with the big men. I mean, it's a bit of excitement, right?
1 AnswerBooks & Authors10 years agoDo you think that the circle is divided into 360 degrees because that's close to the number of days in a year?
it's remarkably close
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoDo you think these cartoons are funny?
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/opinion/cartoon...
The drawing of the Queen at Number 11 is a cack.
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoDo my statistics have any numerological significance?
I am interested in numerology.
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys10 years agoWill Mike Jackson walk the Earth this Halloween?
And will you be visiting Belanglo forest?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoQ) What's the best thing about always wanting everybody to like you?
A) You're unlikely to end up killing somebody in a blind rage.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoI asked a question a moment ago and I think I framed it badly, so do you mind if I try again?
Some people think that the universe in infinite (whatever that actually means), and some people think that the universe is finite (as in the size is theoretically measurable) but contains everything that does exist, so may as well be infinite.
I'm wondering if there's a way to argue that "infinity" and "everything" means the same thing.
But getting back to what some people think; if the universe is measurable, but will expand forever, then it's infinite, correct?
If the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light, then it's expanding faster than it can be measured, correct?
It's possible to expand faster than light, because it's not the same as travelling faster than light (which neutrinos might be doing anyway). The universe is not expanding into empty space. It's expanding out of existing space, correct?
Light can't escape a black hole, and it can't escape the universe.
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoIs there a limit to everything?
Or to put it another way, is everything the same as infinity?
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoAre you ready for another Halloween treat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtHpHf5BQE
And don't you just love those fashions?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys10 years agoWould you say this is an interesting theory?
Please watch this video when you have time. It portrays neanderthals as dangerous hairy carnivores who preyed on humans for sex and food.
It offers an explanation of how humans evolved in a very short time into efficient "soldiers" to eradicate their greatest threat.
I believe this explains our mythical monsters who have many of our characteristics, yet are completely alien.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs
Perfect for Halloween!
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoThe cockroaches are getting too loud, is it time to clean up?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years ago