Vela

There was this big tree with a tree house in the school playground. The only way up was a long rope with knots in it. The tree house was so high up no one can make it all the way. A boy went to the tree house after hours and tried to climb it, he got midway and stopped because he saw his ghost with a broken neck.

There was also another story, it may have been a different book. A man was walking down the street and came upon a little boy by himself. The boy was cold so the guy loan him his green stripe sweater and walked him home. The next day the man goes to the kids home to get his sweater back. The kid's mom answers the door and tells him her son is dead, has been for years. The man goes to the grave site and find his sweater laying on the undisturbed ground where the boy is buried.

i live in chicago and im left handed, im uncomfortable driving a rhd car ...does anyone know where i can buy a used lhd car for cash

I am in chocolate and also healthy. I am in your face and am at the end of space. I am in everything! What am I?

i always have dreams that im in my old neighborhood which were filled with project buildings, the thing is the entire neighborhood was demolished years ago, theres nothing but grass and dirt and my old school and a gated apartment building for the elderly (<= you may think this info is irrelevant but i think the details are important to understand better) for some reason im always at my grandmother's house. im rarely in my own house. this time i woke up all of the lights were out and it was early in the morning (i dont even wake up at that time) i was walking in house shoes that made loud clapping sounds i looked out the window and people were putting these bright colored red and yellow bags on the trunk of the trees(<= i have no idea of what that meant) this is where it gets even stranger i walked in the hallway, and at the end of the hallway near my grandmother's room i started wrestling and fighting with my sister and trey songz was standing in front of the tv flipping through the channels he looked at us and started singing a chicago dance mix song called wolf p*ssy (<= i have no idea why it was that song i dont even like that song) then i woke up... that was the weirdest dream i ever had i dont know why but it creeped me out for days (i dont know if this had anything to do with it, but it happened a few weeks after trey songz was here performing at the taste of chicago)

can anyone help me out

1. They belong to me

They belong to you

They can make you feel happy

or make you feel blue

They never end

until the day you do?

2. They say it can come from your ears

it can also generate fear

some people love to do it

indirectly some chew it

it's not welcome in a house

it's quiet as a mouse

What, pray tell, can it be?

3. I keep stuff in

I'm usually on top

I can sit to the right

to the left

or the middle

I'm used to go pow

Can you figure me out now

or do I have you baffled

with this very heady riddle?

4. People love to get good ones

but the bad ones do come

you're guaranteed to get some

so take them and run

they will get things done

5. It flattens things,

and without it,

it flattens you

It's in food

It's in buildings

It's in bridges too

Is this too hard?

or too soft for you?

If a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and California, where do you bury the survivors?

a. the border

b. mexico

c. california

d. neither

who sings the song "takes time to love" trey songz or chris brown?

i heard both of them singing the same exact song, same words same melody same everything. but trey has a video to the song, so im wondering did chris steal the song from trey or is it the other way around

i always get my hair permed every one-two months (my hair is very course it always looks the same before and after perms) i was thinking about getting the top part of my hair a lighter color (i have a growing pixie hair and im cutting it again) i was wondering is it a good idea to get a perm and dye or just colored i've been wanting to dye my hair for months but i also need another perm can any one help me

who is the real victim chris brown or rihanna

TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride

approached her new husband and asked

for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made

love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a

cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that

she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was

surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that

his employer was going through a process of corporate

downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what

he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which

showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued

by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they

were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,

I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut

my school has blocked every proxy we use

i keep trying to sign my sister up for myspace she's 19 & every time we try it keep saying she's ineligible to register we filled in every thing right i cant figure out whats wrong

a little help please

Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby, Little Johnny shouted to the other: "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said Little Baby Johnny.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said little baby Johnny chuckling. "I'll climb into your pram and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the little baby Johnny, "you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones!"

A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."

Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."

Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."

Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."

Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."

i heard he was found guilty and they locked him up

is it true or false

the chorus is this

you're nothing but a liar, cheater, deceiver heart breaker,

and I want you out of my life so i'm takin'

the house, the car, the kids and the dog

I want it all

then it repeats once or twice

can you pleas help me this song has been going through my head all day and i cant figure out who sings it

HELP!!!!

Two boxes are labeled "A" and "B". A sign on box A says "The sign on box B is true and the gold is in box A". A sign on box B says "The sign on box A is false and the gold is in box A". Assuming there is gold in one of the boxes, which box contains the gold?

I just joined myspace and I was wondering if any one knew how to add color, graphics and sound to my page . I've been trying all day, so can any one can help

the way that you look at me brightens up my day

you bring out the best in me girl i have to say

its all about the way you talk to me girl you know what i need