Little Johnny star if you like?

haha :D

good one

Nice! That's one of the only clean Little Johnny jokes I've ever heard!

Awww, haha cute joke! Made me smile, star 4 u! <33

Sounds like an early teens joke.

good one.....excellent

very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

.....good job.....keep up the good ones

Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know & what they are used for.

Pupil #1..Tylenol..Teacher: Excellent..what is it used for.pupil..headaches.

Pupil #2.Nytol..Teacher..excellent..what is it used for? Pupil..to sleep.

Now it is little Johnny's turn...he says viagra- Teacher slightly shocked-Johnny what do you think it is used for?

Johnny..Diarrhea.

Teacher..who told you that?

Johnny..nobody..I hear mom say to dad every morning take a viagra...maybe that little $h!t will get harder

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?

Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to

use the words "bitter end" in a sentence. Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the cat through the house and it bitter end.

The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny." "Well Ms. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny. "Okay says the teacher." "What’s round, hard, and has a head?" replied Little Johnny. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all." says the teacher. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think.

"One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now

class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of

fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about.""Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,

ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple.""No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now, for the

second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get

the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on

Billy."Is it a peach?"

"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like you're

thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand

frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says."No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your

thinking."Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey,

I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket.

Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and

it's got a little pink head on it.""Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your

thinking!"

Hahahahah I loved it .. Thanx for such a sober and yet soooooooooooooooo funny joke :)

i was rofl

star 4 U =]

lol cool!! at the begining i though he was talking about something else! lol i need to clean my mind...!

very good . smart kid took the phone before hiding.

Haha, that made me smile.