Amanda K

http://www.bigfun.be/Movie/Ursula+Martinez.htm

WARNING: the video is a bit naughty!

My OH insists it is an adaptation of the Pink Panther theme but I think otherwise.

Today is the second aniversary of my dad's death and this was his favourite joke.

A doctor was taking the locum on his rounds.

"This is Mr Jones's house and he has foxed me for ages" he said before they went in. After a while he said to Mr Jones, "I think you should stop smoking" and Mr Jones shamefaced agreed. Outside the doctor explained that when he had bent over he had seen a pile of cigarette ends under the bed. The locum agreed to see to the next on the list.

Miss Smith was an extremely attractive blonde, sat in bed wearing a lace trimmed neglige. After a while the locum fixed her with his steely gaze and said firmly, "Miss Smith, I think you have been overdoing the churchwork!" Miss Smith blushigly agreed.

Outside the old doctor admitted to being perplexed. The locum siad, "When I bent down to tie my shoelace, the vicar was under the bed!"

I used to play this game all of the time.

It is about getting rows or columns of sweets.

Early rounds you just need two then three rows and it gets harder to do the longer it goes on.

I had it on my old computer and I really miss it.

Thank you in advance for a link to play it online.

I keep getting a message on screen: Resolution Notice.

For best picture quality change resolution to...

it has two numbers below in square boxes to either disable the message or clear it. Trouble is I cannot run my pointer through the message. Hitting the numbers on my keyboard does not work and neither do the F keys.

I like the larger icons and larger printing with the resolution as it is. I have gone into the properties and changed it there and put it back to the way I like it to look.

The blue message will not go away and it is sending me round the bend. HELP!!!!

I have tried tapping it around the edge. I also tried holding it wearing rubber gloves to get a better grip. There is no man around to ask.

Help please

I wear stocking and suspenders, always swallow and never say "No"