Joshua B

Woman in a hot air baloon?

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She

lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a

boat below.

She shouts to him,'Excuse me, can you help me? I

promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I

don't know where I am.'

The man consults his portable GPS and replies,'You're

in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a

ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are

at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100

degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says,'You must be a

Republican!'

'I am,' replies the man.'How did you know?'

'Well,' answers the balloonist,'everything you tell

me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to

do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,

you're not much help to me.'

The man smiles and responds,'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replies the balloonist.'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the man,'You don't know where you are or

where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due

to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise

that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect

me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same

position you were in before we met, but, somehow,

now it's my fault.

I remember the punchline as:

So the nun says, "Give me the avocado."

What is the joke?

Was there anything wrong with the old colors and logos? Does MLB have enough "red" already?