talkingformydog

Tomorrow is my first anniversary here! I left my country and came to England to live with the one I love. I have no regrets and am happy here with my two younger children. Wont be easy (with the children here), cant really go out , but want to show my partner how happy I am and how much I love her. So if you have any good idea I'll be happy to give you 10 points !

Please sensible answers only !

Why should people that do not follow the basic duties of life have any rights ?

Why cant we punish severely,( just to be politicaly correct), those who murder, rape, torture others ?

Why should they have human rights when they cant follow human duties ?

I know I am not politically correct saying that but I'm tired of hearing that prisonners complain for this that or the other, That illegal immigrants battle to have more rights than locals just because their life is hard !! I must be dreaming....our life can be hard to ........should we murder someone to call for our "human rights" ????#

I dont want to shock anyone by saying this and apologise if I do but would like to read your points of view on what is going on.

Qui peut me donner la bonne traduction de cette date...J'ai un doute !>>>>>>>> 3 Germinal an XII

Merci d'avance et 10 points a la premiere bonne reponse !

Can I transfer a file from yahoo mail ( with video attachments) to an external hard drive to clear space from my computer ?

How can you tell male and female penguins apart?

Paid weekly>>>Poor surely !!!!

Coming from France where people are paid monthly I am bothered since I am paid weekly like most people in the UK.

I quickly found out that with an equivalent income you are in fact poorer when paid every week !! WHY ?

First of all you have less money at your disposal when you need to have an expensive buy ei. a car, a piece of furniture or just to renew your cooker LOL

You then have to contract a loan of some sort and then of course pay incredible interest (at levels totally ILLEGAL in other countries !!)

It’s a vicious circle and now I understand why UK is the country with the highest individual debt !!

I also understand why so many English find life in France cheaper….In fact it isn’t but you can afford more things being paid monthly.

Some will say it’s impossible to live correctly with only one payment monthly…it’s all a question of habit.

What do YOU think ?

What have in common.......England, Hong Kong, Scotland, Bermuda, Wales, Greenland, Puerto Rico and Northern Ireland.

I have all ready asked this and had no good answer...Will you find it today ?

10 points to the first complete correct answer

Kids killing themselves with guns or kids killing themselves to be size zero !!

Hong Kong, Bermuda, Greenland, Puerto Rico, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and England

10 points to the first complete correct answer

What's the meaning of your screen name ?

A little boy opened the big old family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the pages. Suddenly something fell out. It was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages.

He yelled out to his mum, "Mum, come here quick, I think I’ve found Adam’s underwear!"

What is the only domestic animal not mentionned in he bible ??10 points for first good answer

Why was my last question never added but my 5 points taken and no violation given ??

At the same time i was awarded a best answer and no points added!!!!!! Very strange today !!

A woman was not feeling well..so she visited her doctor. The good doctor, after giving her a thorough examination, said grimly, "Mrs Goode, I am sorry to have to say this, but if you want to get well again you will have to lose a foot."

"What!?! You mean my foot has to be amputated?"

"Oh, no, no..." replied the good doctor, "I mean you have to lose a foot from around your waistline!"

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game. As he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that guy. I expect him to be our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer, replying, "That's a unique proposal – but I accept!”

What kind of pleasure is there to do something anonymously ?? I am not talking for example of sending money to a charity anonymously( you dont look for recognition and then you just do what seems good to you) I mean people who send anonymous letters or give anonymous phone calls knowing that obviously there act will remain a mistery for the receaver ! Apart beeing the evident proof of cowardness and lack of courage what other personal characteristic does it reveal ????

A British politician is calling for the country to scrap Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) and align its clocks with mainland Europe, in a bid to save energy and cut road accidents.

Where are you and what do you think of that idea ?

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

This illustrates how we have become totally dependent on our computers...

Are you male or female?

To know the answer, look down!!!

Not here, Stupid!!!!

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman

aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???