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If you had five red balls that contained four red balls and those red balls contained the original five red balls, then how many sets of sets of balls would I take to have a double set of red balls of varying sizes inside each next largest red ball?

correct time again ? explain your answer.

But to answer you have to ask?

And to ask you have to think?

And if you think you just might find,

the answer.

There's a bowl of M&M's. All but four are

yellow. All but four are red. All but four

are green. How many M&M's are in the bowl?

If you do then you gotta try this one: The Santa Game

Click on the link and use your keyboard arrow keys to get Santa drunk.

This is really funny!

Don't touch the train track!

In the essence of holiday stress, thought you might take a moment from

your busy, busy lives to demonstrate your keyboarding prowess.

Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic

oblivion!

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White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?

But cannot stand.

I have a long neck, But no head.

I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, As can be.

What am I?

.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his

first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He

approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Smith. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied,"Why, yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,too.He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in

the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three

different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a

very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair

When the ladder won't reach the window!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

And when you figgure that out you'll know what Frass happens means

house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool. He laughs, dances and

plays

the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm. The shivering grasshopper calls

a

press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be

warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!

CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of shivering

grasshoppers,

next to a video of an ant in his comfortable home, with a table filled

with

food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can this be, that in a

country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer this

way?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the grasshopper. Everyone cries

when

they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green".

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house, where

the

news stations film the group singing "We Shall Overcome".

Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper's sake, and reminds

the

group to contribute to his group, so that he can "continue the fight"

for

grasshoppers, everywhere!

Ted Kennedy & John Kerry exclaim, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, that

the

ant has gotten rich, off the back of the poor grasshopper!

Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant pay "his fair

share"!

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity For Grasshoppers Act",

retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire the proportionate number of green

bugs

and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his house is

confiscated by the government.

Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper, in a

defamation suit against the ant. The case is tried in federal court,

with a

jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.

Surprise! The ant loses the case!

The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of

the

ant's food, while the government house he lives in (which happens to be

the

ant's old house) crumbles around him, due t o lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found, dead, in

a

drug-related incident. The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a

gang of

spiders, who terrorize this once-peaceful neighborhood.

THE END.

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what do think grandma should do to him?

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Bet this guy wishes that it had never been cooked up

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