I'manalienfrog

How do you like them? Were they hard to get used to?

George W. Bush has stated that the war in Iraq will just be a comma in the history books. I would like to see him tell this face to face to the loved ones of our fallen soldiers. Are our soldier's lives that insignificant to him or does his mouth work alot faster than his brain?

I was recently pulled over for a minor traffic infraction and the police officer insisted that I put out my cigarette. I asked him why I should and He said that the smoke bothered him and I replied that I didn't know that there was a law against smoking while dealing with a cop. He got nasty and I finally put out my smoke. What gives Him the right?

First I couldn't log on to Yahoo at all and now the mail isn't working and Yahoo Answers is extremely slow. This is getting to be a weekly occurence.

Why do the same people who berated Bill Clinton for his Monica scandal sing the praises of Rudy who had an affair, threw his wife out of Gracie mansion and divorced her. Talk about a double standard!

I hooked up with a young lady while vacationing in San Francisco and went back to New York afterwards. I was invited to a good friends house for a 4th of July picnic and sure enough there were pictures of the same young lady hung on the wall. My friend informed me that the pictures were of his daughter and that she moved to San Francisco about a year earlier. He said she would be coming home for a Labor day party that I'm also invited to. Should I tell him? It's not like I knew it was his daughter! Should I just let it go and avoid the labor day party? Help!

Would young males who support George W. and the war in Iraq suddenly change their minds if the U.S reinstated the draft?

Can you believe that she had the nerve to actually cackle out a Led Zeppelin tune. She sounded like crap and looked like she just ate the band.

Enough already. You turn on a country channel and that's all you hear. You turn on a rock channel and again that's all you hear. It's even being played as elevator music and is now the official song for a New Jersey ad campaign. I'm afraid to turn on a classical radio station for fear that there there will be a Bach version of the tune.

Fizzies were a soft drink that you made by dropping an Alka Seltzer size tablet into a glass of water. It was delicious! Are they still made?

Why do we call the murder of an everyday person "murder" and if a head of state is murdered it's called an "assassination"?

This is a serious question.

I'm thinking of buying one and I would value the opinion of anyone who owns one.

Hopefully this will be the last time I post this question. I have gotten some decent responses in the past but I'm still open for suggestions. Please Help!