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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/ap_on_re_us/ha...

How difficult can it be to see that?

There is so much to do and so much hunger and poverty in the world. How can you sit there and drive your fancy cars, and eat in your fancy restaurants, and watch your big screen TV's with all this going on in the world? Do you like hiding in a shell and pretending that it's not happening? Is this what God wants you to do. Do you really think that giving 10% to your church is enough, since most of it goes just to support the local church? Are you serious about God or just pretending to be a Christian?

There are lots of adults and children who are raised by very abusive parents. Why doesn't the Bible have an exception for these situations. I can't see someone who was mentally, physically and sexually abused having to honor the perpetrators! Why didn't the authors of the Bible think of that?

Buddha, Muhammad and Jesus were all flying together aboard an airplane. Suddenly, the pilot announced that they were experiencing engine failure and the plane was going down. Then he announced that there were only two parachutes for the three of them. The pilot told the guys to work it out as to who would stay behind and who would get the 'chutes.

The guys agreed that they would all say why they should get a parachute and then the pilot would decide. And so.......

1) Buddha said.....

2) Muhammad said ....

3) Jesus said ....

If so, why?

.....when he shops at Walmart? See link below.

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/vespawood-jesus_...

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/07/04/uglies...

http://www.tgia.net/Most_Wanted/Jesus_Garcia/jesus...

Shame on all of you (except for the 7th Day Adventists)!

This is a serious question. Please do not be offended by the notion that Jesus may have had a sex drive and may have acted on it. There is a strong possibility that because he was in the flesh, that he indeed had a sexual drive. There's also a possibility that he acted on it and procreated. That's much easier to believe than a man with no sexual drive and no children at the age of 30 plus years. Another scenario might be that he was homosexual. What is your theory on the subject?

I used to get a big kick out of this self righteous, Bible thumping blowhard. Now his profile says he's been suspended from YA. Did he lose his cool or say something so stupid or hateful it was over the top?

And where was God when Mainworry needed him? Whose side is God on anyway?

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AqStx7P8w...

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/07/04/uglies...

It seemed like the father was the Antichrist for awhile. But now I think it's the baby. Could this be why she has been hidden in seclusion and why the world has all waiting with great anticipation for her arrival?

We're on for this weekend.

Bring all those dusty old Bibles off your shelf, or stop by the thrift store and pick up a few dozen and let's throw them into the BBQ fire. Just imagine roasting hot dogs and marshmellows over hundreds of Bible versions, New King James, American Standards, Revised, New Revised, Modern English, Revised English, Jerusalem, Living, Modern Readers, American Translation and others! I guess the International Standard gives whatever you are cooking a nice exotic tangy flavor!

I love the smell of burning Bibles in the evening!

Lord, help me in my time of trouble. This girl named Sheila that you know, she goes to my church and she always sits by me and tries to hold my hand and everything. Sometimes tries to kiss me or make me put my hands on her. Please Lord, stop her from telling everyone at church that I am her boyfriend. Please stop her from telling everyone she is pregnant with my baby. Please lord, take the ugly curse off of her face and get rid of them big glasses and that big nose. Lord clear up her acne and take the grease out of her dirty brown hair. I pray, dear God, that you will make her look something like a cheerleader or a porn star. Please lord give her DD sized breasts and a pretty face and I promise that I will be nice to her. Please Lord. I pray in Jesus name, Amen.

Don't be modest please. And don't give me that old, "nothing, I was just saved by Jesus" or "God, judges us not on our works but by our faith." Blah, blah, blah. You know that you have to have at least a few good works stored up to get you to the big palace in the sky.

So, what have you done?