notgnal

is gods rep on earth..?..Hes coming to Malta today and expect he ll be feted wherever he goes...are these people actually mad,stupid or just indoctrinated by the catholic church..?

Are the prices being inflated by estate agents..?

Ill start us off

there once was a young man from Dorset

who decided to try on a corset

just to flatten his tum

but it stuck round his bum

and he called out.." will somebody force it.?.!!.."

Boy eats 45 sticks and is sick.....should the the government intervene with new anti nicotine gum law ..no sale or free distribution to boys under eighteen..?..his mother thinks so and will probably try to sue the school..!!

strike because of pressure and stress..what do you think..?

should we sack them all and recruit from the unemployed..?

how marketing and advertising try to take their money by selling them things they don't really need..?

like an anti marketing/advertising course..?

And do we have to put up with these sleazeballs fiddling their expenses..(.stealing our money.!.).?

Is the British parliamentary system of government the" best of the worst..?"

just discovered my second hand car has locking nuts for which I do not have a key/tool..any ideas.?..the dealer says chisel them off!

The BBC are giving airtime to some coloured gentleman who has decided that he wishes to air his views about his imprisionment for terrorist action.!!!...Are the BBC mad..!

With so many scientists working on my behalf,through the media, I am told I can now worry about...global warming,tsunamis(tidal waves.?),earthquakes,forest fires,crime,the atlantic conveyor stopping(causing new ice age),poison lakes,collision from space,exploding volcanoes.....that's just the things that are embedded in my mind this morning.....oh woe..!..

I wonder... were most of these problems around a few years ago ?..or the media and men in white coats justifying their existence..?

and to be honest does anybody care about her fate ?..why do the media shove her every move in our faces...surely there must be more deserving news items available or maybe they they should just say honestly.."no news today."...!

off the coast of Canada or did I dream it...?

if people would stop buying those juvenile magazines maybe they would have more money for the important things in their lives.......and the dozy celebs might have a bit less to waste on weddings....£5 million...grrrrr..!!!

last night after taking libation

a small poem... I gave to the nation

.....it was meant as a joke

but upset some strange bloke

who then got me a new violation..!!

maybe I have a strange sense of humour.... but at least I have one..!!