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Most stair gates fit doorways between about 71cm and up.

My doorway is extremely narrow at just 67cm and i'm really struggling to find one to fit it. I dont want a screw to the wall stairgate either. I would like a pressure cup one or travel one!

Has anyone else noticed that one of the little girls from the childrens show 'razzledazzle', looks exactly like the little girl who played rebecca in eastenders.

I'm convinced its her!

Snooker loopy........................................

Whats the rest of the lyrics!

first to tell me what a hippo campus is...............................

can any body come up with any fab ideas? and does anyone know where i can buy life size cardboard cutouts of 70's characters? eg John Travolta etc

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

1. Excuse me, could I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

2. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.

3. If I flip a coin and it land heads - you call me. If it lands tails - I call you.

4. You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warning.

5. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

6. Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to your prayers

7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

8. Do you have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

9. This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.

10. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

10. You come home to find him handling the gardener's hose

9. On your wedding day, you wore the same dress

8. Favorite magazines: "Gourmet" and "Honcho"

7. Your name: Jodi -- name he calls out during sex: Lou

6. Constantly leaving that seat down, am I right girls?

5. Bumper sticker reads: "I'd rather be having sex with dudes"

4. During "Brokeback Mountain," He mumbles, "It didn't happen exactly like that"

3. At your sister's wedding reception, he caught the bouquet

2. Yells, "Honey, I'm home after a long day of gay sex!"

1. Says he got rear-ended but the car looks fine

I am desperately looking for a black and cream dress for my friends wedding in december. But can't find one anywhere. I'd like the main colour to b cream if poss. Possibly a top and skirt set would work.

I have tried the usual suspects i.e, marks and spencer, river island, debenhams, dorothy perkins, topshop, new look, miss selfridge etc.

I am 25, would like something classy above the knee length, possible prom style.

I'm also from the UK. Ta x

i'm having an under the sea themed birthday party for my son whos gonna b 2. only i'm having trouble with costume ideas. i cant seem to find any suitable websites and i dont want anything too complicated. mermaids and starfishes we can do! but does anyone have any other ideas??? anything under the sea themed would b a great help!! ta all x

I am recently starting a new college course and require my english and maths certificates to prove that i have done them so that i dont have 2 re-do them! If u get my drift!

But i did them back in 1997 and 1999. Any ideas would be great!

I recently bought a fab red and white patterned low cut halterneck top from New Look. Its really flattering on the stomach and makes my boobs look great! I'd never consider wearing one b4 and now i'm hooked except i can't find any nice ones anywhere!! I've tried Top Shop, La Redoute, Debenhams, Dorothy Perkins etc.

Any body got any ideas!!??

10 points for first correct answer ;o) GL

A magician was boasting one day about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "thats nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment and no air pockets!" the magician told him that if he could do this he would give him 10,000 dollars. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do this?

First to tell me what the songs about and what a Zephyr is gets 10 points!!!

Good luck. Do me proud!

I'm looking 4 something relatively small and cheap 2 run but also something that will fit a childs car seat. I've bin looking on Autotrader. Does anyone know of any cars or websites that could b of interested?

I know all the words except for that one bit where it sounds like its backwards. Does anyone know anything?

still trying 2 find it.............