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Sarcasm is just another free service I offer....
Do you think the hand of god needs to slap this one?
Hello.... this nice person sent me this email through answers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?r=1254311591&s...
Subject: I will not stand by!
Message: NO LONGER!
no longer will I stand by!
Your insult to Christ is un-bearable!
I can see now why the Templars killed!
for the world is sick with scum like you!
Jesus will forgive you!
I will not!
hmmmmm I think he might be a bit miffed, do you think his bad words will bring out the hand of God of which will give him a slap?
I do hope so.
12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoI think I drink too much tea?
3 AnswersDiet & Fitness1 decade agoWhy do lazy edjits.....?
....not actually read a question properly and just slap your key words in a yahoo search and send you the link to that?
I'm not an idiot, I know how to bloody web search! Don't you think that of I am asking a slightly more in depth query on 'answers' I would have already done a google or yahoo search on the subject already? Oddly, I have.
Just because the majority of people on here either can't type, write or have the ability to utilise their own grey matter don't assume everyone is an utter knobjockey.
Stop being lazy people - either answer the actual question or bugger off and keep quiet!
2 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoI suffer from what google calls "Gustatory Rhinitis" -?
Which means after eating I start sneezing like a banshie. All very well and good but bloody annoying. Google also says it is caused by spicy foods, hot or cold foods or over eating which is also utter tosh.
Does anyone else out there suffer from it and how did you figure out exactly what it was that set you off each time. (and don't just say food ya dopey buggers!) or have ny USEFUL websites that could help?
Thanks
3 AnswersOther - Diseases1 decade agowhy is it that?
you always get the best question to give a really good scarcastic answer to when you have hit your limit for the day. Pisses me right off I can tell you... *humph*
12 AnswersMental Health1 decade agomonty python.... spam and what????
name me every spam item mentioned in the meaning of life....or any other python film if you know of it!
ie spam and chips - spam and eggs etc etc blah blah
2 AnswersMovies2 decades agoProstate cancer - genuine success stories needed please?
I have googled for all of the information about prostate cancer, how its treated etc etc so dont need anything crap like that thanks. What I am after is genuine stories of how people have coped/beaten it, or not as obviously this is the case also. Anything useful is gratefully appreciated. Thanks
1 AnswerMen's Health2 decades agotelephone sales excuses - what are your favourites you use?
I tend to say "I'm sorry, I have to go my leg is on fire"
7 AnswersLand Phones2 decades agowe all know James bond is a slapper, but would you do him?
male or female - doesnt matter
13 AnswersMovies2 decades agoAmericans just dont get the british sense of humour?
It does make me laugh how we can have an entire conversation and Americans have noooo idea what the hell we are on about.
For example : just popping out for a ***... means plenty to us Brits but you all think we are just off to shag guys who like boys lol How wrong could you get? (well apart from Gary Glitter) Your opinions please? and if you are feeling very inventive more examples?
20 AnswersOther - Society & Culture2 decades agoGod doesnt exist - go on hit me with your worst insult?
(vent some anger!)
40 AnswersReligion & Spirituality2 decades agoY Answers wont let me log out & in again?
I have now gone over 2 days in answers but it's still saying I have exceeded my limits on answering. I have tried logging out then on again (no bonus point for logging on each day appears) and its as if I am stuck in a time warp or groundhog day. I also deleted my cookies just in case it was that but no, didnt work. Tried re-booting also. Any ideas how to get out of this infernal worm hole?
3 AnswersYahoo Answers2 decades agoTattoos, do they out you off the person?
I have four and it keeps the nutters away from me, just wondered how others react to them
8 AnswersSkin & Body2 decades agoBeing truthful and sometimes blunt gets me into allsorts of trouble. Why cant most people handle the truth?
(and no jack nicholson quotes from a few good men please!)
11 AnswersMental Health2 decades agoIf you could move to another country where would you go? and why?
short and sweet will do.... no life stories :)
9 AnswersOther - Destinations2 decades agotherapy - a great help or a load of tosh?
I dont want long stories thanks just opinions on if you think it's helpful or not.
9 AnswersMental Health2 decades agoPot Noodle - Just a quick snack or Satans addiction juice????
2 AnswersEntertaining2 decades agowho came up with the name "air biscuits" for farts?
and what other great names are there out for the ar*e evacuations?
5 AnswersDiet & Fitness2 decades ago