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hi tried to play bingo b4 and you tube saying need new version of adobe flash player done the update but still wont work restared pc didnt make any diffrence tried it a few times thanks

doing a search in search bar ie search for tyres gives me a list of the web sites that r appropriate i click on the web site that i want and it will redirect me some where totally different that is nowt to do with web site i want it diverts to adverts or my space video clips loads of different crap that i dont want to see how do i fix this ????

going to turkey in summer hols where would be best 4 me and my 14yr old daughter Icmeler or marmaris ??

:La cantidad introducida no es válida is it french spanish or ?????????????????

I have promised myself i am going to eat more cream cakes,exercise less and drink more alcohol.Its going to be really hard i know but nevertheless i will give it my best shot

happy easter and good luck for 1989 -

from everyone in the alzheimers society

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said,Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe said to him; "I was walking past your room last night and

heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be f**ked if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike.

Apple computer's announced today the development of a computer chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

The I-tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are alway's moaning that men usually just stare at their t*t's and never listen to them...

ENGLISHMAN SCOTSMAN IRISHMAN

Englishman was talking saying he was cleaning his teenage daughters bedroom the other day, and he found a packet of tabs under her bed, he said to his mates, "i was really shocked, i didn't even know she smoked"

Scotsman says,"i was cleaning my daughters bedroom the other day, and i found half a bottle of vodka under her bed, i was really shocked, i didn't even know she drunk alcahol".

Irishman says, " you two have got nothing to worry about, i was cleaning my daughters bedroom the other day, and i found a packet of condoms under her bed, i was really shocked, i didn't even know she had a c*ck...

Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family

was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's Dad had a talk with

him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His Dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's

missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when

they came back home.

Little Johnny told his Dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'

The mother said, why, thank you, Little Johnny.'

Johnny said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really

beautiful eyes.'

'Can he see?' asked Little Johnny.

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnny,'cos he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses.'

Ronnie from Roker and Billy from Byker were talking one afternoon when Ronnie tells Billy, “Ya knaa, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a holiday. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

“Three years ago you said to go to Corfu. I went to Corfu and wor lass got pregnant.

“Then two years ago, you told me to go to Benidorm, and wor lass got pregnant again.

“Last year you suggested Ibiza and bugga me if wor lass didn't get pregnant again.”

Billy asks Ronnie, “So, what you gonna do this year that's different?”

Ronnie says, “This year I'm taking wor lass wi' me.”

going to manchester on tues 20 11 07 2 c mika will be shopping on the wed which is the best shopping centre arndale/trafford or is there a better one thanks

Has anyone stopped at this hotel whats it like iam off there on the 5 June 4 a week with 4 of my mates (35-45yrs old) anywhere anyone recommend to go and anyone going then want buy us a few pints

iam a taxi driver why when u tell people the fare sometimes they will say how much thats expensive but still give u a £1+ tip

why do most of the people that give wrong answers not allow you 2 e-mail them etc to tell them is that they just want the 2 pts

got a bottle of it any one know a web site where i can get it valued at thanks

don't why or how they there last night but gone today how do i get them back thanks the programs are still on my add remove list ??????

looking 4 a article that was on the feature square of the page showing u unusual web sites of 2006 had the the shopping trolley website on it etc can remember the web site not the top searches 2006 the one with heather mills on it anyone know it thanks

any one know good web sites where i can buy ds games from usa that ship to the uk ?/ thanks

when 4 of u get a taxi why cant the one in the front seat just pay and then sort it out when u get out the car instead how much is thet i say eg £3.60 how much is that each one will say ive only got 5 pounds can u get 4 me anotherone ive got 97 pence o i have 2 pound but u owe me 70 pence from yesterday on so on all this just takes up time pissing about 4 **** sake one of u just pay and sort it out when u get out