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She also wants to have a baby. She tells me she will be responsable and get her debt paid off first but I get the feeling she wouldn't mind having the baby and quit working. I'm worried her problems will become mine once we are married. The obvious answer is to talk about it. This is a very sensitive subject for her and I and usually ends with raised voices and unresolved issues. I make good money and could afford to pay her debt but I know it would make me resentful. She is in a consolidation program that will take another 3 years to complete.

We bought pork chops last night because they were on sale. We cooked them on the grill and I ended up eating 3 whole chops myself. This morning I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes! Do I have swine flu?

This is hard to explain. What's the word to describe the event that takes place when you're explaining an event while at the same time carrying out the said event.

For example, there is a saying "90% of all quoted statistics are made up"

In this sentence, the action of quoting a statistic is what's taking place, furthermore, the purpose of the sentence is to explain that statistics themselves are usually made up. So, it's a sentence that describes it's own behavior.

Is there a word that describes this act/event?

I received a speeding ticket for going +30 over the limit and normally as I understand speeding tickets you are required to show up at court.

However, on the ticket itself, there is a check box that says "Infraction which does not requie appearance in court" that is checked.

The ticket also has a dollar amount for the fine to be paid (Usually speeding tickets that require you to attend court have no dollar amount since the outcome of the trial determines ther punishment.)

Besides talking to a lawyer, what can I do to figure out if I need to show up at court or not? Are there any lawyers here who can shed some light onto my problem?

How do you get perfect alignment?

If you played it, what did you think of this game? How does it stack up against Dark Cruisade?

I think I want to break up with my gf but I really don't want to have to argue with her about it. If I give her any reasons why we're breaking up she will tell me how she can 'fix' it. Really I just want her to stop calling me.

Also, she has some crap at my house that she will probably want back. How do I deal with that?

My GF is always mad at me for lying. She says she catches me lying all the time. I think she is trying waaay too hard to find the truth though.

For example, I went out with another friend of mine (who is a girl) but I told her I was hanging out with the guys. (Harmless lie to protect her from herself.) Anyways, the next day, the friend I was with posted myspace pics of us hanging out and my GF INVADED my friends list and saw the pics. She was mad!! WTF?

I told her, if you go out looking and digging for gold, don't be surprised when you find it.

What should I do?

I've been pretending to enjoy her TV shows like grey's anatomy, house and CSI but I really hate them. I also hate going clothes shopping on the weekends and I really enjoy drinking beer (I told her I dont drink.)

It's getting difficult to keep up this charade with her because she wants to spend more and more time with me. What should I do?

She is 23.

This is her first V-day ever with a guy.

I want it to be as cheesy as possible. (like big teddy bears and stuff)

If I assemble a set of uni-tuple data points, all of which are prime, what conclusions or facts can I draw about the set or relationships between the numbers?

For example, If I have a set of such numbers, I am assured that any two numbers I pull from the set will be co-prime to each other.

I am 27, she is 23. She comes from a __VERY__ Italian family. I'm mutt german-american. We're both Catholic. I think her parents already love me but I want to show the utmost respect for them because I really care for their daughter.

Is it better to surprise them all and ask her?

or

Should I ask permission from dad then propose?