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....So why do you all go to church on the sabbath day? Why are you bothering him with your prayers on his day off?

I have a great idea which will prove God's existence and silence atheists forever!

As we know, they like to try to confuse us with their scientific theories, which we know are wrong because someone told us that God says scientists are wrong. Like the theory of evolution...we know that is silly...its only a theory...and if it is true where is the missing link? (Ok there's Carlos Tevez, but that's all).

So let's prove their theories wrong and then they will all have to believe God.

Now we can't test the theory of evolution because they will say it takes thousands of years for evolution to act, so instead I plan to test a quicker and easier theory....The Theory of Gravity!!

I propose that all Christians climb a tall building tomorrow and jump off. We will not die because, (like Evolution), Gravity is only a theory. God's Angels will save us all anyway, but let's remember Gravity is only a theory.

Now so that the atheists will believe that we survived the jump, I suggest we all pray to God and ask him to film our jump and post it on youtube tomorrow night. I'm sure the all powerful God can easily get access to youtube.

So sign up below....and after you've done the jump, come back tomorrow night and post the link to the youtube video...

come on christians....remember Gravity is only a theory.....and as God said "jump, for my love"

...about swine flu and advising me not to eat tinned pork....Do you think it's just spam?

.......Is it his Paedo File?

Is it true....Josef Fritzl has been found guilty and sentenced to 200 hours Community Service.

He's been ordered to spend the time teaching the McCanns how to lock a door.

No one would buy tickets. Yet Michael Jackson does the same, and the tickets sell like hot cakes. So what makes one kiddie-fiddling pervert weirdo the public enemy No.1, yet another identical pervert is still popular and treated like a celebrity?

Why is someone allowed to use the username Jessica R to go on every question, ignoring the question, and spamming a link to some dodgy scam dating website.

Why are yahoo so slow to ban such profiles?

It actually says "If your right eye offend you, pluck it out, and cast it from you".

Therefore if your brain commits sin, (by working and showing you that religion is nonsense), should you pluck your brain out, throw it away, and become a christian?

....do you think it will be at McDonalds or Burger King?

...If there was more ritual sacrificing of young virgins, and the drinking of chickens blood?

Would it appeal to the general public more than the boring hymns and sermons and stuff that are driving people away?

because it says in the bible

1 Samuel 25:22

So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

1 Kings 16:11

And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

God seems to have a thing about men peeing against a wall.

If not, can you quote me the part of the bible which specifically says it's ok to wear mismatched socks?

I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster has no problem with mismatched socks. Should I change to his religion just to be sure?

....you find loads of supposed God worshippers have been playing on their computers writing inane (often misspelt) questions, and even more crazy answers?

Why are they playing on the internet when they should be at church?

By worshipping the god Microsoft instead of their own god, they have now condemned themselves to Hell, haven't they?

How do they expect to be touched by the love of a supreme being that doesn't even have a noodly appendage to touch them with? Its just a ludicrous idea.

Even though they're irrelevant to the question they cut and paste huge amounts of bible nonsense.

Does this prove they are just brainwashed sheep incapable of formulating an answer of their own?

What's the chances of one of them cutting and pasting something irrelevant here, and proving my point that they have lost the power to think for themselves?