WangDangSweetPoontang

We are having an argument over how to pronounce Lori Chalupny's name.

We are having an intense discussion and would like to get some feedback from the world.

I have found navy and blue scarves but I am trying to find a darker shade of blue. Does anyone know where I could find one online, or even a European club team with those colors that I could get one of theirs?

Answer my question, peons!

Bonus points if its classic rock!

I am going to do a bet with a couple of guys for March Madness. We need some ideas for the loser to do as punishment. Last year I lost and had to wear a princess costume and cut my hair into a skullet. We are looking to do something equally as embarrassing this year. Oh by the way, we're college students if that helps.

So last night I was getting off a bus at 2am after a night of drinking and there was someone waiting for a buddy outside and I offhandedly called him a tool. He then proceeded to push me down a couple times (I'm really light). I tried to apologize for my major offense of calling him a tool (shock!), but he wasn't having it. Should I have fought him? Will you fight him for me? Wanna fight?

Specifically one that would be funny to pay people to act out in front of a large group. But don't make it romantic!

There is a group at our college that is doing singing or acting valentines. I want to give one as a joke by making them act out an absurd scene. What would be some funny ones? (Eg: "The Bet" scene from Seinfeld, John McClain blowing up the airplane in Die Hard 2, etc...)

This will be the first time that I have seen any of the movies. Will I have a Bruce Willis overload?

So I got the inspiration tonight to eat nothing but carrots for a few days to turn my skin orange but I want some reason to do so. It's just not the same to just tell people that I'm bored. Is there some holiday or something that is related to the color orange or carrots or something like that?

I live in a state where we have to pay a deposit for recyclables including glass. Some of my friends like to peel the labels off the bottles, preventing me from getting my money back. How can I stop this madness?!?!!?

On my computer I have a line-in jack to play sound. In order for any sound to come through my speakers, the plug has to be in halfway. If it goes in all the way it stops working. I am not able to get my sub to work when sound comes in. Any ideas?

In the episode yesterday when Homer was falling off the bridge, what song played as he recalled his life?

I just read about bucky bombs in an ESPN online article and was curious what is in them.

Yum...

We know that highlighters work but were looking for some things that could be digested. Does food coloring work? What else could work?

I want one immediately.