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I have Calvin Johnson, Brandon Marshall, Miles Austin and Victor Cruz..I need three, actually two since Calvin is a given.

I have Cleveland against Cincinnati or Detroit against Tampa Bay...opinions?

At RB I have to choose between Ryan Torain, Brandon Jacoibs and Cedric Benson

At WR, I need to choose between Donald Driver, Mario Manningham and Santonio Holmes

Thoughts??

..is this possible?

Wondering if anyone has purchased this yet, and if so, what did you think. Is it worth it?

A player reaches base on an error and later scores. Is the hitter awarded an RBI for the player who reached on an error?

I wonder what people think. Marbury is a spoiled brat of an athlete making a lot of money for doing very little.He is a ball hog, and a prima donna. However, he does have a point in that when put on the bench this season, he kept his mouth shut and none of his teammates came to his defense. But once the Knicks put themselves in a shorthanded position, they are shocked that the guy they shunned does not want to play for them. What does everyone think?

Two years ago he said "I see it this way: Someone who doesn't take his team to the playoffs doesn't deserve to win the MVP." He said that about Ryan Howard when he won but did not make the playoffs. Now he is gladly accepting the same award in the same situation as Howard was then...great year not on a playoff team?

Are these two the worst NBA analysts you have ever heard. They basically berate the other annoucer if he disagrees with them. They also make comments that essentially say, you guys can't know what is going on or what should happen because you did not play in the NBA. I can't even listen to them, I wonder what you think?

Having seen some topics over the last few days, I need to post my favorite question to the people of this board again. Tell me your GOOD Marriage story. I have seen all the bad on here, it is time for the positive. Here's mine

I met my wife now almost 14 years ago, we have been married for 11 1/2 years. We are very happy with each other and all that life throws at us. A week ago, I lost one of my best friends in a car accident. My wife was my rock through the whole thing and still continues to be my support. She and my children are everything to me and I cannot and do not even want to imagine my life without them.

Please share your positive stories here so we can change the mood on here for a least a few minutes.

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in

sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he

dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "

Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your

Mommy there?" " Yes ."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss

asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Having seen some topics over the last few days, I need to post my favorite question to the people of this board again. Tell me you GOOD Marriage story. I have seen all the bad on here, it is time for the positive. Here's mine

I met my wife now almost 14 years ago, we have been married for 11 1/2 years. There are times that she drives me absolutely crazy and I know I do the same to her. But we are happy. We talk about it all the time, there are times we do not like each other very much, but we always love each other. We share our beautiful children, and each other. Despite the rough times, I would not trade one second with my wife for anything or anyone in this universe.

Please share your positive stories here so we can change the mood on here for a least a few minutes.

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train . Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence , he farted.

A man took his wife to the rodeo and the first exhibit they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and a sign was attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,

"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American.

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,

then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot

in a pet store. The parrot squawked at her, "Hey lady, you are REALLY

ugly!"

As you can well imagine, the lady was furious! She stormed past

the store and continued to her job.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and it

again exclaimed, "Hey lady, you are REALLY ugly!"

She became so incensed that she barreled into the store and

screamed that she would sue the store and single-handedly kill

that bird.

The store manager tried to placate her and promised that the

parrot would never say it again.

When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot looked

at her, blinked and said, "Hey lady!"

She paused and said, "WHAT?" and the bird said, "YOU know!"

I have posted this before, but not for a long while. So often on this board are the horror stories of divorce, cheating, and forms of abuse. I want to hear from the people who are having a great married life like me.

I have been married for 11 1/2 years and it is great. My wife and I have wonderful children, a terrific home, and a terrific relationship. We argue and stuff like any other normal couple, but I would not trade one second of our time together for all the money in the world. She is my best friend and she has to be the most understanding person I have ever met(especially to put up with me).

So for a short time change on this board, please tell us your happy story of marriage or just your happy relationship story.

Did you ever really want to see Peter Forsberg in a Red Wings Jersey, or do we still hate and despise him as a former Avalanche?

Give your team and state your reasons.