jester of the court

I was told I swing my hips a little more than the average straight guy when I walk, but I'm straight. And I think this confuses girls. How do I walk more like a dude?

Robin is still with Kevin, but Barney is supposed to meet a new love interest in like two episodes but everyone wants Barney and Robin to end up together. Who do you think Barney's bride actually is?

I'll be perfectly healthy and relaxed but as soon as I have to go do readings for my college classes or study for a test, my sinuses clog and I start coughing. Is this my body's way of trying to get me to be lazy or something?

We all know Robin is dating Kevin but had a one night stand with Barney.

Like you walk into your dorm room and hear your suitemate saying "He always wakes me up and is sooo gay and sits like this." But you don't know if he's really talking about you or if you're just paranoid.

I overheard my roommate saying "that **** he does wakes me up, and he just sits there." I don't want to come across as creepy or annoying though. What can I do to fix this?

I have noticed people smiling at me a lot as if they feel sorry for my social anxiety. I am constantly tense. I getweird looksall the time. What do I do?

I have been fighting social anxiety for 6 years and am wondering if it makes you feel stupid or incapable of being successful.

My stepmom has only been around for 2 years and I have been at college most of that time, but she thinks I have Aspergers. I was with the same counselor for 6 years, and both he and my mom say I don't have it but just severe social anxiety. My stepmom's labelling has been making it really hard for me to concentrate in school even though I know she is wrong. What do I do?

What color would you expect this light to be?

I always get really tense around other guys like they are judging me, and it's not a sexual thing at all. But how can I feel more confident and equal to them?

At about 4 in the afternoon on days I take vyvanse I get really spacey.

I started taking 40 mg of vyvanse a day yesterday and today have noticed a huge change in my anxiety levels. I feel extremely focused and my arms and hands feel really loose. Does the medicine continue to work after a month or so? I really like the feeling it gives me.

I haven't had a whole lot experience making friends and stuff, but is it considered gay for guys to smile at each other?

I've been bored out of my mind when I'm not talking about movies, music or books, and it makes small talk pretty difficult. I haven't had a whole lot of exposure to other interests and am wondering what are some things to do so I can relate to more people.

I saw the same therapist and psychiatrist for six years with no mention of Asperger symptoms, and my mom insists I don't have it, but at the same time I struggle to relate to people at times and to understand body language. But I haven't had a whole lot of exposure to social situations and have always been pretty shy. Is it possible I have Aspergers or am I just shy and inexperienced?

I am a transfer sophomore at UT Austin and have been shy my whole life but am ready to make changes even though they won't be overnight. How can I eat with strangers and turn them into friends at meals? How can I find my inner confidence and give my life some meaning? My first year of college I never left the dorm room because of my social anxiety, and I don't want to make the same mistake again. Is it going to feel awkward at first and just take time? Please tell me any sort of advice I can use to fit in at this ridiculously large school.

My first year of college I stayed in my dorm room except to go to classes. I probably went insane somewhat because whenever I came back into town I couldn't socialize well at all, even around my family. I stayed in my room because of severe social anxiety, and being at a school with only 1300 kids made it difficult to fit in. I have transferred to UT Austin now though and am wondering if I can not only go back to being somewhat normal again but if I get out more if I can even overcome social anxiety and depression over time. Please give me advice on what I can do to make sure I don't mess up my next three years of college.

I have a lot of difficulty reading girls' body language and knowing if they want to have sex, just be friends or aren't interested at all. Also, what can I do or say to make them want to have sex?

I've started going to the gym and really exerting myself, taking protein powder. Right now I'm on the skinny side of average. I'm wondering if I bulk up like Taylor Lautner if I'll be able to get rid of my social anxiety.