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I had a curry and 14 pints last night, I let out a huge fart and have followed through, how can I fix the brown stain? I am unable to leave my cubicle. I do not even have water, please help.

Friday night I boshed down 12 pints of stella and 3 double whiskies. Saturday on an all day and night bender I drank 17 pints and one double vodka. Sunday, today I will be down the pub in another two hours.

Also may need those shaper hose spring type deals, any idea where they are sold?

This is not the high pressure main steering hose, but the two hose out of steering fluid reservoir.

I have tried to make a resume online before and although it was supposed to be free I could not download it or email it after unless I paid $15. Surely there are some free websites!

met a great girl at work she is 30 I am 38, she did nothing but smile at me during the 3 days I trained her, even telling me she hates the side of her boyfriend she has seen these last 12 months. She continued smiling at me for 3 weeks and flirting. She is the same star sign, we understand each other, yet today she tells me she does not want to get into a new relationship and she is very flattered, and of course how wonderful i am. She is in an abusive live in relationship.

The tensioner bolt has snapped. I can not get the bottom alternator bolt to tighten now.

Need 2 Metre opening left for a Gate.

I have both Insurance companies asking me for a telephone interview.I would prefer to do things by email or mail.I have the other(at fault) insurance company asking me to provide them with a release of my medical information.I am not comfortable with this.Is it legal to refuse a telephone/recorded interview? Surely,I just need to go through the Insurance Company whose car I was a Passenger in?

dog has lived here 9 years..now they try to tell me that maintenance personel have seen a dog here that is over 20llbs..hmm it would be it is a Labrador..incidently they sent a copy of their pet ownership rules..Lease was signed last July! Absolutely sickening abuse of power.

I do not have the original users password,so I cannot download anything.It works as normal apart from this.

Hud Controlled Local Housing Authority continue to harass us,this time I recieve a Letter telling me to de-clutter my Car Port Area,even though I have no more belongings in my Car Port then I did 8 years ago.Is their a Hud Website,that I can visit so I can view the appropriate Policy on what belongings I may display in my own rented Car port? Ye gods, we are not on Welfare..yet these folks always have to send threatening letters three times a year.

Leaving Work Tonight a Co-Worker started baiting me,I turned round and punched Three of His Front Teeth out.

I am now dreading going to Work,I mean I was provoked.

1996 Geo Prizm 1.6.Car drives okay in Traffic for about Hour then it starts Bucking/Hesitating Until Idles so low it starts to Stall.This only happens on very Hot Days.Fuel Pump/Fuel Filter/Distributor Cap/Distributor Rotor/Plugs/Battery And Wireset already replaced this year.What is causing this?

My 7 yr old Scnauzer Female..is not grooming herself.I have tried to Bathe her..but there is matted fecal matter entangled in her Fur on her Butt.I know she was removed from her mother a month too early so she did not learn basic grooming.Can anyone recommend a product that will get this cleaned up?

Need Cement Mixer Size..CDL,any good schools..or state schools?

My 1991 Accord has a clunking/knocking noise when wheels are turned,particularly at low speeds,also very very hard steering.It is not the steering pump/fluid,not the axles/cv joints/not engine mounts.I have now had to park it as it is way too dangerous to drive.the knocking can also be felt through the steering wheel which also now has developed up/down movement in time with this horrendous knocking.Does anyone know what the problem is?

Does anyone else enjoy this? I like to go to the store and drop silent but deadly farts and hopefully a good 3 or 4 of them,then I walk away from the area of destruction.I then re enter the aisle,and walk by the disgusted shoppers and I say things like..RANCID/GOOD GOD THATS A KEEPER/HE MUST HAVE PEBBLEDASHED THIS UNDERWEAR LETTING THAT STENCH GO..very very funny.

I have been living in the USA seven years.I will be staying with a friend so I cannot show a lease/Rental agreement or any Electric/Phone bills.I also have very bad uk Credit.

I need to buy a Diesel car for 500 pounds or less.It must have a timing chain.What are the best choices?