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I recently tried unsuccessfully, to load a free Scrabble game supplied with th Sunday Times. Being unable to load it fully I tried to delete it but am unable to do so from add/remove program , the program just freezes and I have to switch off and on again to restart, also i am left with an annoying "Ubisoft" panel in the middle of the screen which takes forever to clear

HELP!!!!

What if anything is the difference between a fiddle and a violin?

Anyone out there having trouble controlling Lara,I find the controls twitchy and hard to direct accurately. The animation and scenery is magnificent but trying to make her jump, just as the camera decides to re-align itself is driving me crazy!

Recently there was a young man on the TV who had survived a suicide jump off the golden gates bridge, how near to terminal velocity would he have been when he hit the water, and has anyone survived a bigger drop(discounting tangled parachutes etc.)

What is the cheapest way to line the rafters in my loft? I've thought about hardboard, but the weight worries me, I've thought about inch thick sheets of polystyrene, but am concerned about the fire risk. I checked on lining boards at B&Q they're £16.65 each (8ft x 4ft)and I need twenty of them.

Anyone got any good advice?

I wouldn't have a persecution complex if people didn't keep picking on me>

As a child if I was sulking or angry my mother would call me "Billy Gander" I never thought to ask her who he was . Any ideas out there?

Anyone know what's happened to channel 170 (8simple rules for dating my daughters) I loved the Remember the Alamo burger bar sketch.

Anyone know what's happened to channel 170 (8simple rules for dating my daughters) I loved the Remember the Alamo burger bar sketch.

I'm getting about 24 MPG from my Chrysler Neon it has a two litre engine and is automatic, is this a reasonable figure?

What is the actual length of a metre, I can't believe it came out at exactly39.37 inches. things don't work like that not to two decimal places, unless it has been rounded up for convenience

Arrogant or just plain unpleasant?

Can anyoneshow me where Human Rights has any benefit for the common good? The only people it seems to benefit are the criminal fraternity, time and time again I read where people break the law and their (Rights) are protected at the expense of the victim and the state.

Why does a French admiral have Greek letters on his hat?

Is there any significance in the fact that mothers day is nine months after fathers day

A new teacher srarted at school and the headmaster interviewed her and asked her name. She replied" Miss Franny."The headmaster got a grip on himself and thought ,I must remember there's an R in her name. So the next day when she started ther job the headmaster took her to her classroom and introduced her to the children, saying Now children I want you to meet your new teacher Miss Crunt"

A man comes home from work early and finds his wife bending over the dolly tub(See I told you it was an old joke)

he lifts up her skirt and has a quickie then he turns her around and slaps her face,"What's that for ?" She says.

He says" That's for not turning round to see who it was"

Lee Evans

Can someone explain E=MCsquared to me I know it is energy =the speed of light x the speed of light but what units are they using, grams, kilograms, pounds or tons, and is the speed of light in miles per second or kilometres and what if we used a different time scale? Perhaps one that had 30 seconds to the minute. I don't think i'm stupid but I cannot get my head around it.

Can someone explain E=MCsquared to me I know it is energy =the speed of light x the speed of light but what units are they using, grams, kilograms, pounds or tons, and is the speed of light in miles per second or kilometres and what if we used a different time scale? Perhaps one that had 30 seconds to the minute. I don't think i'm stupid but I cannot get my head around it.