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So i woke up this morning and i felt a bit smaller than i was the night before. my hair is also a bit redder...there were little buckled boots next to my bed and gold coins leading me to my dresser. I don't know what this means but my ears have recently sprouted bushes worth of hair and i'm not sure if this is an actual symptom of leprechaunism...but my nipples feel a lot more rubbery than my previous human nipples. I've been told that leprechauns have nipples like erasers....but correct me i'm wrong. Someone help me to stop the leprechauns from trying to take me to their side (which i think is what is going on) Wiccans are especially welcome to give me spells or potion ingredients to stop this strange phenomenon from taking over my life. I wanna have kids someday...and i didn't have leprechaun children in mind in this plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need a thesis ANY thesis that is rather specific but not TOO specific on any of these philosophers (geneology of morals, capital)

im doing a presentation on popular culture's use and interpretation of the hebrew bible (old testament). my portion is music and literature and i need examples of songs that include some popular stories of the old testament or books (adam and eve, noah's ark, cain and abel, abraham, moses, etc.) all answers are welcome especially those relating to music and literature though movies, television, and art are welcome too because i can help out my other group members...for example Evan Almighty and the Opening to Desperate Housewives both depict old testament stories. thanks for your help!

i've had my hp computer for 2 years and have been making slideshow dvds with a program (muvee autoproducer 5) for as long as i've had it..i've had no problem burning the files onto a DVD+R but just recently i tried to burn one as a nice thing to show at an 80th birthday party and it didn't work..i checked the dvd and it said there was no free disk space and so i tried about 5 different blank dvds and they all said they were full and didnt respond or take any action..i know for a fact they were blank cuz i checked them on other computers to be sure..i would transfer the file to my other computer to do it but i can't because i have an upgraded program only on my computer and would have to pay to have it on both! ughhh help!?

and she has 500 something songs on it which i would like to somehow keep on there while still being able to update it with my own music from my computer. . is this possible? and if so..how!!

i just got a one shouldered dress for prom and its red and i dont want a tight and high updo cuz i want some hair showing in my pictures so i was thinking a formal side ponytail and i can't find a good picture of one! if anyone could help me out it'd be great, thanks!

i have a big test tomorrow and i'm pretty much screwed..so we're studying how to maximize and minimize values..the question is

Find the minimum distance from the point (4,2) to the parabola y squared= 8x

i know the answer is 2 radical 2 but i have no idea how to get that.

if anyone knows the work......helppp

thanks :)

i was having a debate in class about the most gorgeous and the most overrated celebrities..girls only. give me your opinions! ps. if you give your input on scarlett johannson it would be much appreciated cuz i thinks hes overrated but my friend thinks she beautiful!

i'm pregnant and looking to find the perfect name..dont know the sex of the baby yet b/c we want to be surprised!! so im looking at all possibilities here! suggestions/ comments on the names i like so far would be great! thanks!

Girl:

Marisa Christine

Bernice Chauncine

Mavis Starr

Boy:

Paul Santiago

Leslie Bistro

Radwan Kypin

thank you!! ( and don't hold back with these answers guys! )

i'm having a baby and simply freeeeeaking out about this naming business! any sort of opinion would be appreciated with reasons would be lovely if possible

for a girl

marisa christine

akayla starr

chauncine mavis

for a boy

paul santiago

messick bistro

kypin bartley

thanks guys <3

so i just found out recently that i'm pregnant and i know i have 9 months to figure it out but i'm searching for the best name for my baby! i dont know if its a boy or girl yet so i have ideas for both just let me know honest opinions on these names

okay so for a girl i was thinking either

Marisa Christine

or

Bernice Mavis

and for a boy

Paul Santiago

or

Radwan Bistro

let me know what you think of my names and suggestions/ opinions/ criticisms are welcome!!

thanks guys!

i posted the same question already but not enough people answered it to get a solid opinion..and i am absolutely searching for the perfect names and i found 2 that stuck out but i want some peoples opinions before my child is stuck with it for the rest of their life!

so for a girl..

marisa christine

and for a boy..

paul santiago

suggestions are welcome also!!

and dont hold back any criticisms cuz i'd rather know all the bad opinions about these names before my child has one of them for the rest of their lives!! so be honest and give me other names that i can consider!

thanks so much!

i posted the same question already but not enough people answered it to get a solid opinion!!

so for a girl..

marisa christine

and for a boy..

paul santiago

suggestions are welcome also!!

and dont hold back any criticisms cuz i'd rather know all the bad opinions about these names before my child has one of them for the rest of their lives!! so be honest and give me other names that i can consider!

thanks so much!

Okay so i just got word that I'm pregnant and i want my baby to have the PERFECT NAME!!

i have a name for a boy and girl in mind but i want opinions and suggestions so my child will have the perfect name

for a girl i was thinking

Marisa Christine

and for a boy

Paul Santiago

telll me what you think!! thank you!!!!!

okay so i've been with my man for over 2 years now..we've been through a lot but we've always worked it out..but he seems to be getting weirder by the day!

the other night we were getting very intimate for the first time in a while since he's been away on business alot and i havent been able to see him much..it started off normally and then he told me to wait as he went into the other room..he came back in with red leather underwear and his body was covered in body oil..he invited me into the bathroom but i was completely weirded out by him at this point..i told him that and he got sort of offended and said "sorry..but satan came over and brought out the devil within..let's practice the devil's sport together" as he winked at me

this guy is NOT the same guy i started dating..after he said that i left the house for a while and thought about our relationship..what was he talking about and should i stay with him? he's the only guy i've ever loved/ been with/ and i just dont know!

okay so on halloween at my school the seniors are the only ones who can dress up so its a big deal for us to think of a creative costume...this year i'm dressing up with 6 girls and 2 or 3 boys (not sure yet) and everything we have come up with is either unoriginal or impossible to make/ buy in order to make it look good. the best costumes win prizes so we're hoping to have an original/ creative/ cute/ awesome costume or group theme that will make us stand out!! thanks! (all ideas are welcome even if they are somewhat unoriginal)

Okay so one day i came home from work a little early (it was my 2 year anniversary) and was so excited to surprise my boyfriend with 2 tickets to a play that he wanted to see. He was totally unaware of my return..so when i went into our bedroom he was standing there with makeup on. I mean lipstick, eyeliner--the works. Not only that, but he was hovering over my bra drawer with his own shirt off. I was completely appalled and just thrown off. He never has given me any gay vibes...but c'mon that's a little crazy! Tell me what you think..should i break up with him? Or was this just an innocent joke he was playing on me like he said...(hesitantly i may add)

AHH!!

I'm doing a report for history on two of the most influential american musicians from the years 1900-2000 and i need to have some of their works and reasons they influenced america so much during this time period.