Amgeorge Shrinks

hey guys cowboy here, the other day i went shopping and they ran out of hamburger meat so i decided to go to my barn shack instead. is there any way i can make hamburgers from my horse Mingming? is it bad that i get turned on by my horse?

I personally like Eragon since it's a tad bit similar, but I also like the Gungrooyen series and the Harry Potter books.

recently i got a new horse named Aarvind and i noticed whenever i ride it, this weird clear liquid secretes from his horse vajena. this is also apparent whenever it's sleeping. I checked on it today inside the barn, and the hay it was resting on was emulsified by whatever she kept secreting... Who do I consult for Horse?

hey guys cowboy here, my bulimic horse Kock recently convulsed and ran straight into my barn's window. My parents told me he was sent to the glue factory, and I was wondering, if i get Kock back can I use the glue on my English poster??

whenever i play a sport at my local club,

whenever i play a sport at my local club,

hey guys cowboy here this girl in my school came by me when i was driving up to the high schoolers parking cool spot and she kept calling me a lesbian when she approached my car window. i got angry and followed her bus home and i tried to park at her house so i could talk to her her parents, but then i accidentally ran over her cat, hydroplaned on some water and drove straight into their window?? help guys cowboy here they say im at fault and im going to get sued soon?? I'M NOT A LESBING