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can anyone please send me two very simple recipies which contains all the nutritions like carbohydrates fats proteins and vitamins.and can u also right the name of the recipies.i need that for home economics.the recipe should be easy to make for a seventh grader.and im not lazy i just cant find it on google.so if anyone knows any such recipes then please please help me out.thank you

i need help in my homework

i have to talk about my funniest moment in class tomorrow and im gonna be graded.

the time limit is one minute.

i cannot think of anything and i really need help

i will be really very grateful if somebody can write a small paragraph about funniest moment of my life.

please please help

thanks

best answer to the person who writes a short and nice paragraph for sure

my windows movie maker is not working.as soon as i open,it works for like 10 sec and then a dialog box comes and says close the program or check online for solutins and then close.i hate this.i have a project to complete and without the movie maker i cant do anything.please tell me a solution

what should i draw in food chain in three trophic levels.the drawing should be easy please.

how much is the fare for delhi dehradun delhi by innova taxi. we r returning the same day?

suppose god came infront of you and told you that you can have any one power .flying spinning just any power you can have.which power would you prefer and why.the most imaginative answer gets the best answer

today i had a really weird dream.i first saw that i am going somewhere in this really really funny aeroplane.and then suddenly i reach into the house of two women who seems to know me really well.they lived in this huge mansion and were pretty rich.then suddenly this man came.he had soemthing in his hand but it was quite fuzzy for me to see.then suddenly we all are in the pool.the two women are swimming for their life cause i think they were scared of the man and the man seemed to be chasing them.since i dont know how to swim i was just standing on the rod of the pool and i was praying for the man not to see me when he turned around and started chasing me.i screamed and i was yelling to him not to come near me but he came and he was trying to do something .but then he just turned around and went away and then suddenly i see myself haning around with a guy whom i really like and thats it dream over.this was definitly a very confusing dream and i really want to know what it means

see there is this guy who used to come for art classes with me and my friend.he then left the art class.and later on my friend told me that she has a major crush on him.but he does'nt even know that we exist.so how do we make this guy notice us.the one who can give me a really good advise will definitely get the best answer from me.

the one who gives me real funny jokes which will like make me fall from my chair gets best ans.

ps:it should only be paragraph joke and no riddles

how do you make a fool busy.

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like this

i know its not funny but not bad either

what do you do to make a guy notice you

one with good answer gets 10 points

hey guys suppose you have two girls and one of them is a tomboy and the other one is a real girlie girl.whom whould you like to go out with?the tomboy who uses words like guys and plays game with guys or the girl who acts like a proper girl and is really sweet and shy.

star the question if you find it interesting too

hey guys

im collecting coins.just wanted to know that from where can i get good old coins???

one who sends a good answer will get the best answer

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"

The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!"

The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please"

The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a

library!"

The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!

please sent good comments and please dont write i dont get it and stuff.but if you like it then please post a comment and give me a star

i was in the______.when i saw a _____on the _______.it was _______ because it was_________.there was this _______on the______too.it was so______.that i flipped my________

answer which will make me laugh gets 10 pts.

little tough so all the best

be honest

its just for fun

cause i use it all the time

in my bedroom i saw a _______.it was really really______.

there were ______thrown all around and something was happening on my ______.it was completly_______.but it was also kind of _________.

apparently even i dont know the answer.

so 10 points for the most funny answer.

what was the happiest moment of your life

Day1:

A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,” We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:

"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:

"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

Put a star in my kit if you like it

i have been sending alot of jokes lately.just wanted to know how many of you find it funny