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Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,” We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
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8 Answers
- Canadian,Eh?Lv 71 decade ago
...cute...funny
excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter".
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."
Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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