miserable old git

Or rather, has anyone been scammed by it? Its got to be dodgy, surely...

http://www.easycasinoprofits.com/thanks.html?email...

(The download on this is just a PDF, you can get the details off it)

Shes convinced that all athiests are gay, so I was thinking a bunch of us athiests could get together and set her straight on the subject - I for one would love to get heathen on her and desecrate that fine theistic piece..

What evil tricks do you/did you do to your younger siblings?

We got our cousin to believe that falling on your face without putting your hands out was an olympic sport, and got him to practice.

I must leave for work, at on the button

But here I squat, trousers unbuttoned

CURSE YOU

LONG AND DIFFICULT POO

My mind is beseiged by panic and rush

But my poo is unharried, however I push

Train in the station

But no poo in the bowl

CURSE YOU

LONG AND DIFFICULT POO

Parting is such sweetcorn sorrow

Own up! Who was it. What genius put the idea into peoples head that draggting a piece of the sodding forest into your house is in fact, a really good idea.

Probably the same gimp that decided the best place to distribute said trees from was the food warehouse where I work. Its only the fourth of the month and I've got pine needles in my clothes and smell like middle class shampoo. GAH!

Or is it simply the fact that if you give half a dozen blokes a budget and ask them to write a song and shoot a video, they will invariably take the opportunity to shoot their own mini action film. I know if I was given a few quid and a camera, the first thing I'd do is run round like a spag shooting a gun off before ramming an Italian car into a bollard/old lady.

I submit this to back up my theory:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7aleRvCrXp4&feature=rel...

Or is it simply the fact that if you give half a dozen blokes a budget and ask them to write a song and shoot a video, they will invariably take the opportunity to shoot their own mini action film. I know if I was given a few quid and a camera, the first thing I'd do is run round like a spag shooting a gun off before ramming an Italian car into a bollard/old lady.

You can wear what you want listen to what you want, and spout whatever cod philosophies you want, its not my concern or business - but why must you clog up public spaces? You havent got a clue how to use a busy population centre properly. Every time I go into town theres these little groups of slow moving or stationary gimps blocking up half the path with their pale, spotty frames, and taking up the other half with the ridiculous foam spikes pointing off of their overpriced rucksack- and every effin shop I go to , some lardy leather coat bedecked moron clogging up the isle doing bugger all.

Er, anyway, I suppose I should throw in a question to thinly veil my post going to town rant, so how about "Should we have a division of police that force goths (and subdivisions such as emos, basically, slow moving depressed teenagers) to at least keep circulating. Possibly with the use of a panda car kitted out with a sound system that plays short blasts of Britney Spears at them or something...

Can you think of anything that was massivly popular that the public conciousness now denies all knowledge of? For example, ask anyone if they like, or ever liked Vanilla Ice, and you will most likely get the answer "No, he's crap", but his Mum couldnt have bought ALL those singles, now could she?

And what about bum bags and shell suits? When I was a sprog you couldnt go buy a pint of milk without meeting five people garbed in re-cut windsocks, but no one will admit to ever owning one now...

Can you think of any others?..

Oh yeah, and any predictions for "I never liked that" things of the future. I put my money on X factor and those stupid hair cuts that look like mohawks with a mullet and highlights instead of the sides shaved off...

My money's on Ziggy Stardust...

I think so. I was happily zzz'd away this morning like a good little heathen when I was rudely awakened by a knock at the door and the question "Have you heard the good news about christs ressurection" No, I haven't heard. 2 thousand years or so and that info hasn't reached me yet- thank you so much for waking me and telling me. What makes these muppets think that if the worlds greatest thinkers, philosophers, and religious leaders havent been able to convince me, that Maureen Fletchly and her moron mate will by showing up on my doorstep? Have you ever been disturbed by a door to door athiest as your sitting down to say grace? No, no you havent- so kindly piss off and let me enjoy my weekend in peace.

Ban door to door christians!..

Should you do it or the person behind you?..

I think being buried or cremated is crap- we do that with domestic rubbish.

I want to be mummified, packed with explosives, and detonated on a moor somewhere, with the fuse fashioned into a cigar.

I'd vote ninja - you have to give a decent link show casing a ninja/pirate, or five reasons for your vote to count...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01YZ8SFGDI&mode=re...

Whats your favorite move? Mines pretending the guns run dry, then going "Mooother Fuuuaaaah!" before getting shot down by my housemates imaginary shotgun...

Come on, own up at the back... ...you, yes you boy!

I think someones given it a stairwell noncebashing. It keeps telling me theres no questions, or instead of showing an avatar, just puts "Such and such's avatar".

I'm seeing a questions forum that doesn't care. There I've said it...

This applies to any free blog/vid clip site. There are some absolute diamonds out there, but you have to sit through so much crap you can't help but feel your missing a lot of the best ones, so I thought we could pool resources. Heres my fav-this guy should have a TV show...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/SoldierInGodsArmy

I defy anyone to get through this video. It's not rude or offensive (quite the opposite) and it only lasts 10 minutes, but I only got 30 seconds in before feeling convinced it was time to draw my pension (I'm 26). It's not like I have a short attention span, it's just, well, see for yourself. Current record stands at 32 seconds. Let me know how you do...

Any links would be greatly appreciated