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Made in the Dominican Republic, like the one´s sold in Puerto Plata?

Try to keep their customers inside the compound telling them that it is dangerous outside (town) and when people want to take a taxi, they tell them not to go to the stores but only to the supermarket?

this is not legal !?

Un ami ma dit qu'ils sont les meilleurs en "Maduro" .

Well dear Q/A, here the way to discover it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4K85LBqU3I&feature...

Well, you need to have the fallowing in mind:

1. What is the purpose of buying them?

- to try because good cigars have 10x less nicotine

- for a gift ( family, friend, boss,....)

2. A ¨Mild¨ or ¨Medium¨ or ¨Strong¨ bodied cigar?

3. Size of the cigar (for example a ¨corona size¨ is the most smoked in the world

3. How much do you want to spend? (between 40 to 250 us) depending quantity in cigar box

4. Always ask for a ¨Long Filler¨ (made with entire leafs)

n.b. : flavored cigars are not long fillers!!!!

Enjoy shopping cigars! Dominican Republic is the largest exporter in the world with 400 millions cigars in 2010! (not Cuba, with only 150 millions units)

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Lifestyle Resorts located in Puerto Plata (Cofresi) received the price (award) of the best all over hotel

in the Dominican Republic. So you see folks, you don´t need to go to Punta Cana for getting good resorts and excellent service! You will find many good resorts in Puerto Plata, like Casa Colonial, Be Alive, Lyfestyle Resorts, Marien Resort, Sosua By the Sea (Sosua) and so much more!!!

3 options:(Dominican Republic)

1) Santo Domingo

2) Puerto Plata

3) La Isabela

Here we are talking about C. Columbus not Diego Colon, and this also the place of the beginning pf the new world (America)

Laissez-moi de vos nouvelles s.v.p. merci

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

See if they slow down.

2. Order a ¨diet water¨, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. If you coming back from the Dominican Republic, put mosquito netting around your work

area and play tropical sounds all day.

and attends his first baseball game.

The first batter approaches the batter´s box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming: ¨RUN¨.

The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers ´RUN-RUN¨.

The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.

The 5ft batter comes up and 4 balls go by. The Umpire calls:¨WALK¨.

The batter starts his slow trot to 1st base, the Scot stand up and screams:

¨RUN ye lazy bastard, RRUNN!!¨.

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed the Scot sit back down.

A friendly fan notes the man´s embarrassment, leans over and explains, ¨He can´t run..

He´s got 4 balls.¨

The Scot stands up and screams: ¨Walk with pride, Laddie!!.

¨save our planet !!, IT´S THE ONLY ONE WITH BEER !!¨

As you may noticed I´m not a drinker...

The speed limit of lovemaking is 68 Km/hour, if you go faster...

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the TV set and the other on the body part they wanted healed.

Grandma hobbled to the TV set and put one hand on the set and the other on her arthritic hip.

Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.

Grandma looked at him with disgust:¨You just don´t understand, you old coot. The purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead!!¨.

REALITY is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other...

Wish someone had told me this years ago. This has been my problem all along! The shampoo that I have been using in the shower runs down my body when I rinse it out of my hair, and it clearly states on the bottle:¨For extra volume and body¨.

I am going to have to switch and start using Dawn dish soap. The bottle clearly states: ¨ Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove¨.

Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at the nearby cemetery, Mick says:

¨Crikey! Ther´s a bloke here who was 152!¨.

Paddy says: ¨What his name?¨.

Mick replies: ¨Miles from London¨.

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by store that sold a variety of candy & nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, ¨No, I´m just looking at your nuts¨. My sister started to laugh hysterically.

The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away...

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed and the neighbour´s dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says ¨To hell with this!¨ & storms off.

He come back upstairs 5 min later & his wife aks ¨What did you do?

Paddy replies ¨I´ve put the dog in our garden, let´s see how they like it!¨.