AhhhhKrap

Have you needed an intervention yet to keep you from spending your real money on it?

Let's say the guy is a "five" but nice. Can you believe my friend hasn't had a girl friend in 5 years? He's a nice guy. He's not what girls consider hot but he's not a freak. So what's with the lies that what counts is that the guy is nice? Jerks are the ones who get lucky.

It seems to be spreading like wild fire but I haven't heard of very many deaths. There seems to be no news coming out about it. The school here has a couple hundred kids out sick and the teachers are told not to say anything to the media or confirm to parents that it is swine flu.

I also heard that the mormon temples and meetings were closed down due to outbreaks.

What do you think? Is it bad for relationships? Is it bad for single guys who are without a girl friend?

Are flies landing on your food bad for your health?

Refer to this pic:

http://www.fixyourbox.com/scary.jpg

Should I make mine like this? I think it's cool.

I want to keep my my hair long and I'm thinking about doing a pony tail. There are a couple of UFC guys with pony tails and there was a comment about how they are scary. In the game Fable, a pony tail gives you 50 scary points. I guess I'm thinking about it because the bad guy in karate kid 3 has a pony tail and I'm into karate.

Hmmm.....

How often does it itch?

As in, no girlfriend / boy friend.

They were asking what I did with my gift card and I spent $3 on Little Debbie cakes for my son's lunches and $2 and some change for some Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. I was told I shouldn't be a cheap drunk. What's that about? Boone's is cheap, delicious AND gets you buzzed....

Being that during ovulation is the best time to conceive, are they more horny? My observations say yes. What do you think about men who stop masturbating and obviously are horny and sperm count is high? Does that mean that masturbation is bad for men and women getting together? I know I'm much more motivated to meet women when I stop wanking.

Why is it totally fine for a guy to have a giant bush and for girls it's completely and utterly nasty and disgusting? What about Hairy legs?

What do you think about having multiple partners?

I think it's kind of weird and ingenious that our body shape attracts us to each other. Other stuff too. Like money, confidence, renown, skill, talent, smarts...but mostly money and good looks. I know some dumb and moneyless guys who get all kinds of girls because of good looks and I also know some decent nerds who haven't seen a naked woman in years. You all say looks don't matter and that being decent is what counts. That a bunch of bull. Anyway...

Do you like it? Do you get it often?

How often do you get it? I think I get it about 3 times a month. Kinda sucks. Better than my friend though. He hasn't had a girlfriend in like 5 years.

If you only see your piece of azz once every two weeks should you get an extra lover to fill in the gaps? What about emotional fulfillment?

Just wondering... I have a nerdy friend who says he would never cheat on his wife if he had one that is.

I dated a girl with really hairy armpits. It didn't bug me. What do you think?

I had some really nasty farts one year and I farted in a plastic egg and closed it and put it in the pile. My GF's little sister found it and when she opened it, she said it stunk and the chocolate candy tasted funny.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!!!!