WishTwoShoes

Am I going to be allowed to have coffee in hell to kill the hangovers from all the binge drinking I do?

I have to know, thanks.

I mean, literally, you can right now, sitting in front of your computer, take a full college course and learn about it starting tomorrow. So why not do that instead of asking atheists on Yahoo Answers to explain it to you?

My boyfriend recently had his license revoked for driving without insurance, and his plates were also revoked. He has since served his punishment from the court, and received a restricted working license until he can get a normal license back some time in February. The trouble is, he still can't have plates on his car for a year. We are unsure if under Minnesota state law (or any law in general if it's just a thing that's a law everywhere,) is it the vehicle itself that is unable to have plates on it for a year, or is he simply unable to put plates on the vehicle for a year. I was thinking if he transferred the title of the vehicle over to me, I could put plates on it, but if the vehicle itself can't have plates on it, that plan is shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oxUY5eoqjs&feature...

NO fashion show videos ever have the songs they use, but it's particularly frustrating trying to find the name of the song when it's just instrumental, like the piano music here. I don't even know where to start looking for the names to these songs.

But I can't tell! Please pray for me??? D:

He's the god of the Earth. You'd think you'd show a little more respect and worship him.

I'm afraid of it not having any new questions. That will mean there is something terribly wrong with the world.

What will I do if I can answer the same "WHY DO ATHEIST COME TO THIS SITE???" or "CHRISTIANS, WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN ZOMBIES???" questions at least eleven times each tonight? I think I might just cry.

Have a truck that wont start. We routed the problem down to the vehicle's starter, and got that replaced, but now the car wont start without getting a jump. It just makes the starter noise and does not crank. Normally that would mean that the battery wont hold a charge but it IS holding a charge. The dashboard is showing battery power at normal, and the vehicle will start, but only once. We think it's getting a short in some wire, but where could that short be? And more importantly, what are the other possible problems?

Heathen nords.

Can you?

I just feel like you only like me for my soul, and you never really take the time to get to know the real ME. I'm not just an incorporeal slab of spirit, you know. I'm a human being with thoughts and feelings! Why don't you ever treat me like a person!!!!?

*runs away weeping dramatically*

And she almost certainly did. (Unless you were a c-section baby.)

Babies are born 100% sterile, which in today's world full of germs just waiting to kill you, is a terrible thing. We need an immune system to stick around, but newborns have literally no germs on them at birth. When your mother was squeezing you out of the birth canal, she didn't particularly have control over her bowels, and thus, you were born in human fecal matter, possibly saving your life, or at least saving you from having digestive problems.

(http://www.cracked.com/article_19913_5-insane-expl...

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My question is, why wouldn't god just put a few germ in the embryonic fluid with you, so you could avoid mom's poop?

Question I have answered in the last half hour.

Does that mean I'm part of the cool atheist club now? Or is there someone with five accounts that just wants me to mess up and get teased by the cool atheists?

Thanks.

I could re-type everything, but I'm lazy, so here's the link.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3627104/A+...

Discuss.

Is there a single Mormon in the world who understands that being accosted in the street to have a conversation about religious figures by a stranger is both annoying and rude? I just need o hear that a single Mormon in this world isn't all for the idea of going out and butting into someone else's busy schedule to gain converts, and my faith in humanity will be restored, and I can go back to just thinking it's a few bad apples and Stephani Meyers ruining it for the whole lot.

I guess it was a Sunday night. Lame.

BQ: Shouldn't we all just go to bed at this point?

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

Step 1.) Choose a dead mormon, or simply click "Choose-a-Mormon"

**1.5) Copy and paste "Choose-a-Mormon" selection into entry bar.

Step 2.) Click "Convert!"

Step 3.) ????

Step 4.) Profit!

Now wasn't that fun, kids?

Of common logical fallacies, (argumentative theory of reasoning, neglect of probability, falling into the trust gap, fundamental attribution error, ignoring facts to save face, those kinds of things,) which one are you most guilty of committing? We all have them, so fess up. It may make your next trip to the R&S section more illuminating.

Personally, I'll find myself in the "argumentative theory of reasoning" category more than I would like to be.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19468_5-logical-fal...

http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2010/03/30/t...

http://216.22.10.76/wiki/The_Fundamental_Attributi...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neglect_of_probabilit...

I think it's erring towards concrete evidence against god, at the moment.

But I don't know if I'm ready to know the answer to that question.

I don't know if it would make my world more magical, or just give me another reason to fear people knocking on my door...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ