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Now here is a question I was quite too embarrassed to ask someone else, personally preferring more outdated means of completing transactions such as...check :s

Say "Big Gay Al", the South Park character, decided to open up a paypal account. Now I know that on the bank statement it may only come up as Paypal, but would the bank receive any information of the Madonna albums and self pleasure items he bought using said Paypal?

A man and a woman are eating at a fancy seafood restaurant. After what seems like an hour of waiting, the man gets angry at the waiter and snaps his fingers. The waiter says "may I take your order?" The man and woman both order the catch of the day, and when it gets to their table they both dig in. After the meal is over, the man says "That was delicious, what was it?" The waiter replies, "Swordfish." The man then runs to his car, gets a gun from the glove compartment, and shoots himself.. Why?

Okay the above riddle I have heard before, the only gimmick is you can only ask the riddler yes/no questions. Has anyone heard of this before?

This little city punk with a knack for 5 card goes to a bar with his cousin where a bunch of hicks/rednecks/degenerates are starting a game of 5 card. This city punk, Johnny, wants to hustle these "dumb hicks" out of a couple bucks. (he does of course have a bobby beater in his pant leg in case s**t goes wrong). Help me start it, go through it, or at least fill in some blanks with some hands. I don't know s*t about 5 card (however I somehow supposedly do amazingly well when inebriated, although it may have something to do with all the other guys drunk too.)

This little city punk with a knack for 5 card goes to a bar with his cousin where a bunch of hicks/rednecks/degenerates are starting a game of 5 card. This city punk, Johnny, wants to hustle these "dumb hicks" out of a couple bucks. (he does of course have a bobby beater in his pant leg in case **** goes wrong). Help me start it, go through it, or at least fill in some blanks with some hands. I don't know s*t about 5 card (however I somehow supposedly do amazingly well when inebriated, although it may have something to do with all the other guys drunk too.)

Cephalic Carnage - Lucid interval INTRO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G14u64D-Sc

Pantera 10's Solo starting at 2:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwz5ZfTTibk

My job currently ... me to use my skill in therapeutic communication to customers

Something between 'forces me' and 'compels me' but not 'makes me'

I brined 14 pound a turkey for 12 hours under 38 degrees. I thoroughly washed the turkey of all remains of the brine. I am planning to cook it in the oven.

Two questions:

1) Under what temperature?

2) For how long?

Which show did you prefer? Which one was boring as ****?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV83Af_lLy8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ZGzEYbBhs

Bq: What was the first illegal thing you have done?

This is for the facebook dislike button scam.

Step 1: Follow dislike button on twitter (it won't work without it) http://twitter.com/guinnessrecord

Step 2: Click invite people to join!

Step 3: While you have the invitation page up, copy and Paste this script into your address bar EXACTLY AS IT IS and hit enter:

How do I do step 2. Where is this "Invite people to join"?

If you got a nasty, hard, crunk, dirty, catchy famous hook list it

I have a piece of anti- flavored tobacco legislation from New York City.

It is in its introductory phase. The ban is against cig's with "Characterizing Flavors", defined as a taste/aroma experienced prior to/during a consumption of a cig. that predominated over the taste /aroma of the tobacco itself.

-The Law makes it unlawful for a person/company to offer for sale any cig. that has the flavor of menthol

- The vendor will be fined upo to $300 for the first offense, up to $500 for the second (if found at the same place and within a two year period), and a mandatory suspension of the cigarette lisence on top of a $2000 fine for the 3rd and subsequent violatons.

Do you agree with this legislation or not? Why?

I have windows vista and use microsoft word 2002. I was working on a file and the computer froze so i restarted it when it was back on i was working on the recovered file BUT DIDNT SAVE IT when the comp froze again the recovered file, AS OF LAST TIME appeared again. Is the work I did afterward Gone Forever??? HELP!?

1.If the United States removes its forces from Iraq slowly as both of you advocate, where will the troops come from to deal with Afghanistan and protect allies in the former Soviet Union?

2. The Russians sent 120,000 troops to Afghanistan and failed to pacify the country. How many troops do you think are necessary?

3. Do you believe al Qaeda prime ( the core of the organization, containing no more than several hundred highly trained operatives) is still active and worth pursuing?

4. Do you believe the Iranians are capable of producing a deliverable nuclear weapon during your term in office?

5. How do you plan to persuade the Pakistani government to go after the Taliban, and what support can you provide them if they do?

6. Do you believe the United States should station troops in the Baltic states, in Ukraine and Georgia as well as in other friendly countries to protect them from Russia?

7. Do you feel that NATO remains a viable alliance, and are the Europeans carrying enough of the burden?

8. Do you believe that Mexico represents a national security issue for the United States?

9. Do you believe that China represents a strategic challenge to the United States?

10. Do you feel that there has been tension between the United States and Israel over the Georgia issue?

If the United States removes its forces from Iraq slowly as both of you advocate, where will the troops come from to deal with Afghanistan and protect allies in the former Soviet Union?

The Russians sent 120,000 troops to Afghanistan and failed to pacify the country. How many troops do you think are necessary?

Do you believe al Qaeda prime ( the core of the organization, containing no more than several hundred highly trained operatives) is still active and worth pursuing?

Do you believe the Iranians are capable of producing a deliverable nuclear weapon during your term in office?

How do you plan to persuade the Pakistani government to go after the Taliban, and what support can you provide them if they do?

Do you believe the United States should station troops in the Baltic states, in Ukraine and Georgia as well as in other friendly countries to protect them from Russia?

Do you feel that NATO remains a viable alliance, and are the Europeans carrying enough of the burden?

Do you believe that Mexico represents a national security issue for the United States?

Do you believe that China represents a strategic challenge to the United States?

Do you feel that there has been tension between the United States and Israel over the Georgia issue?

-Im looking for sad (slow? ) Polish or russian Doom and Power metal with clean non-guttural vocals.

That, or some nice polish/russian thrash metal ballads.

- Please dont say look on google or ask a friend, they already gave me their suggestions

- I'm looking for somgs in this vein:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crl0MOqwApI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVmthvwz2U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzK_EVul6dQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS1W-eHH8L4

- The truth is not simple enough for the layman..

- The truth is likened to a complex chess game...

- sometimes the truth is so precious that she requires a bodyguard of lies...

- Telling the world the true strategy of the war on Terror is akin to writing a letter to Hitler about the invasion of Normandy beach beforehand.

- We cannot let this country go into a depression, or the foreign powers will pounce [on us], As much as I would like for the US to go into a natural depression, and continue a raw boom-bust cycle. It is a great faux pas in the world of realpolitik to let an economically failing country to go about their business alone, slowly self healing, without taking advantage of them first.

For universal healthcare or against it?

For privatizing s.s or against it?

Glenn Beck or Keith Olberman

For the "new deal" or against it?

For universal healthcare or against it?

For privatizing s.s or against it?

Glenn Beck or Keith Olberman

For the "new deal" or against it?