Emerald Flight

I'm honestly sorry. But I'm really not.

I am sorry for stupid Christians. They're quite... stupid, for lack of a better word. But I'm not sorry for being Christian.

Christianity is a legitimate belief system, despite anything your reason has come to believe. Every argument has been argued, and answered, and countered by Christians, for almost 2000 years and counting. Russel's Teapot? Done and done. God's Rock? Done. Circularity of Scripture? I have a lecture for that in my back pocket.

See, every ultimate authority appeals to itself. If you claim to be based in reason, it is because it is reasonable for you to do so. If you claim this isn't true, because, perhaps, 'confidence' guides your reason, that makes confidence your ultimate authority. Why? Because you're confident in it. Everything is circular as it is, and therefore every worldview is technically valid.

However, that being said, I still find Christianity to be the most sensible of any worldview. It lines up with itself, fills itself, and I believe that thinking nature was somehow generated and not designed is hollow and false. I think of it as a huge, full, unbreakable truth, much as you think of science.

So, how about we all get along? How about we just all fall in line with one another, and help each other out when our houses get flooded, and invite one another to the block barbeque, and live in peace until the Fire Nation attacks? Please?

Why the actual hell would America say it's okay to be overweight? Why do people say 'be comfortable with your body'? Fat isn't just unattractive, it kills.

Somebody tell me they're not okay with America being so okay about this.

(It's not specifically America, but they're sure as hell the best at it.)

I remix things and I need some audio from Game Grumps and Cry and good fun **** like that. But NONE of the YouTube mp3 sites work. Any way I can do this? Quickly and easily?

Like, names that denote specific personalities, Twain-style. Male names. First and last (they're characters in a story). I need names that are smooth-feeling, with three or so syllables and the right stress pattern that makes it fun to say. I need five.

PS - Some of my favorite names of people I've known are Mike Tyree, Thomas Thomas, and Leo Swaze. Just saying.

Well, just past the second knuckle-thing from the top. The doctors said it would heal normally, but I've learned not to trust professional opinion - is my thumb going to work normally? Will I be able to move it and stuff? Will I be able to feel with it? I picked it up and rushed to the clinic, which was, thank God, right next door, and they did whatever they did almost immediately. It must have been a gap of a minute before it was back on and being stitched.

Seriously, ten points, man. I'm freaked.

I am insanely upset about people's ignorance about dubstep. Skrillex isn't the only dubstep artist out there, people. Plus, he's 'brostep', a subgenre of dubstep that's basically heavier. deadmau5 isn't even dubstep. Real dubstep is, like, Hatcha, and Benga, and Caspa, and Rusko, and Scuba. Get knowledge, get power.

Anyways, to my question: Do you, as a person, believe dubstep is good or bad? Music or not? Are the followers of dubstep (like me) as a whole intelligent or scene? I implore you to do a little research before taking the poll. Thanks for answering!

Should be self-explanatory.

It gave me a fresh '----' to study French.

(propulsion, desire)

I'm looking for that one song from the commercial for a car where the mom is driving a bunch of little hockey-playing kids around the U.S. It kinda sounds Scottish or something. I like it. I want it.

TEN POINTS BEST

I'm writing a story, and the perpetual antagonist has to say this. It doesn't matter how filthy or offensive it is. Ten points best.

I want to clear something up somewhere, but I don't know how to add extra info. Do I really have to repost it?

Flashy title for the win.

Anyways, I need a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction with Twilight Sparkle as the main character. No clopfics or romance. I want dark, thriller, suspense, horror, or ruination fanfics. She can either be victim or killer.

TEN POINTS TO BEST.

Flashy title FTW.

Anyway, I need a mystery, suspense, horror, or thriller pony fanfiction with Twilight Sparkle as the killer/victim/main pony. 10 points best. PLEASE

No friggin' clopfics.

I needed to re-ask this, cuz some people mistook it for Twilight the vampire thing. Anyways...

I want a well-written horror, mystery, suspense, or thriller fanfic with Twilight as killer, accomplice, or victim. Gimme gimme gimme.

No clopfics.

I just want you to know that therefore I immediately like you, regardless of who you are, just because of your home country. I can tell I'm a weeaboo, but is that racist?

I want to find a well-written horror, mystery, thriller, or suspense fanfic with le Twikle Sparlight as the main killer/bad guy. Or being killed. C'mon, just with her in it. You don't need to give me links, just names. Gimme gimme.

Haters: You will be violently loved and tolerated.

Take a second to go to wattpad.com and look up 'the meeting of two poets'. I'm not gonna retype it here. Please? Then tell me what you think.

I invented a language called Chutagshin, and I think it's a cool, inventive language. Example: Nalgh means beauty, and the first verse of the Bible in Chutagshin is:

Fhur rhamki, HAMOS winhtet abhuna gut ehmoq.

In {the} beginning, God (did create) {the} heavens and {the} earth.

This is a poll. Please just mention what you are, not whatever the fug you think. I don't care what you think, I wanna know what side you're on.

I posted this once before while on like 6 Monsters. My repost should be clearer.

So, what's up, my bronies? For the bronies who have read My Little Dashie (if you havent do that first: a huge tearjerker), please look up My Little Dashie: Alternate Ending on wattpad.com and read it, cause I need reads. Then comment on it and critique me. No, I'm not a perfect writer. Then read its continually written sequel, Dashie & Me and comment.

I love it when people read what I've written. I'm under the pen name EmeraldFlight. Then post here on what you thought. Thank you soooooo much in advance!!!