squirrelhater

Let's say a baby was born on an airplane from San Francisco International Airport to Narita Airport in Japan. What would its nationality be?

And, would it make any difference if the parents are the following:

1) Mother: Japanese & Father: American

2) Mother: American & Father: Japanese

3) Mother: Japanese & Father: Neither Japanese nor American

4) Mother: Neither Japanese nor American & Father: Japanese

5) both mother & father are Japanese

6) both mother & father are American

7) both mother & father are neither American nor Japanese

Some are roofed and others are not. The size of the fields is different, as well. Why don't they make all the ballparks the same way so that all games are played under the same condition?

Was there anything wrong with the old-school short shorts? My girlfriend thinks the old style is much more practical and look better.

There's a Scientology building near my house. I drove by there today and saw a sign that says "Holiday Celebration" with an image of traditional Santa Claus. Do they advocate the existence of Santa? And, if so, do they believe Santa is from the outer-space?

Ever since the leaves started falling off the trees (about mid-October), the Christmas cactus on my porch gets eaten/nibbled on by squirrels. They were also digging the soil in my other planter, and I thought the squirrels were looking for nuts in preparation for hybernation. They leave that planter alone now, but they continue to harass my Christmas cactus. I'm now wondering if the squirrels are getting high off the cactus. So, is Christmas cactus hallucinogenic?