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Thinking about trying then would like some feed back from those who do.

Only need it for a couple of projects so free would be good.

On You Tube etc I keep getting the annoying circle thing interrupting the video is there any way to stop this?

I know I'm going to get hate mail over this. Maybe some of you think it's Madonna or Oasis or whatever. Myself I think it has to be The Beatles, or maybe The Rolling Stones, or The Beach Boys or....The Who or The Kinks or.............................Abba

Why would a female horse visit me in the night. I don't even like horses, the sods always try to bite me, even though my first name Philip means lover of horses in Greek.

Well I know the answer. They arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and your car!

Do feel free to make abusive comments ladies. But you know it's true.

My partner bought the car but I am the registered owner as she cannot drive. I'm really not sure who owns it.

It keeps telling me that the burning to cd software cannot start due to a registry problem re-install, I have twice no joy. Any ideas oh I run Vista Home Premium.

Just spent the best part of an hour explaining the new one to my partner. Mind you it took me at least 10Min's to work it out. This is very tongue in cheek so most humorous answer gets the points.

Such as the horn of africa disaster. The possible meltdown of the eru-zone the parlous state of both our own economy and that of the USA.

I woke up this morning to find a flame haired woman hacking my overgrown hedge. When I asked her why she replied. Look I've got to hack something!!!

I have this recuring image of him as Ronnie Corbett but on something.

I've been debating this in my mind for some time. Given the trail of misery that the trade causes should we have a re-think. I would particularly like comments from the police and drug agencies. I have first hand experience of the terrible price that addicts pay. Maybe it's time to cut the ground from under the drugs barons? I just don't know.

I hate them all apart from the meercats

Can nobody write a song anymore. Overly sexual hear it and you forget it. Okay in the sixties there was a lot of dross but at least they tried to write songs that had some merit! Now it's all so tacky and unimagitive.

Like you I'm concerned about spiralling food prices. I smell a rat. Yes the great energy rip off has put up costs but has it really made that much difference to the big supermarkets. What do you think?

I can't make up my mind. Should number 1 be Dirty Harry, The Good the Bad and The Ugly, The Outlaw Josey Wales or The Unforgiven or Kelly's Heroes. I don't know. Put together your list and help me make up my mind.

DO read this bit. I've written a song called Fly Child and I can just hear him singing it. If you would like to listen to it go to ILike.com my artist name is is Phil Franklin.

I have two theories.

a) If they stop talking their brains start working and that frightens them.

b) Men are hunters so, if the animal you are hoping to have for lunch could have you for lunch, it's a good idea to keep quiet.

Best humorous answer wins the points. Oh Happy Christmas. Hate it myself, think it should be banned for anyone over six. But that's a different question.