Green Metroid

We have 2 cats. One of them uses the litter box just fine. The other one seems to be either blind, retarded, or a complete asshole. We keep the litter box in the bathroom in this small area against 3 walls, so it would kind of difficult to miss if they know where it is. For a time the poop kept getting closer and closer to the box, but would never actually make it to the box. We move the box forward to where the cat was usually pooping, SO SHE GOES AND POOPS BEHIND THE BOX WHERE WE MOVED IT. LIKE she s creating extra effort NOT to go in the litter box.....

******* why???

So I did something stupid, and downloaded a milicious file. It riddled my computer with some sort of virus, and I kind of was able to uninstall most of it, but traces of it are still in my computer.

Used Avast! to try and clear it. Quick scan found no problems. Full system scan found no problems. But while searching the web, Avast! is "constantly" giving me warnings about a threat and suspicious items being detected. Why the hell would it be finding soooo many threats and suspicious items if the full system scan didn't find jack squat?

I had to quit my seasonal job to look for a new one. I'm having little luck getting hired until i found this one place that seemed like I would get the job. unfortunately i smoke weed, and they did a pre-employment drug test screening and I tested positive for THC. I really kinda need a job for my bills and not sure what to do anymore...

I've got like 5 different places that I'm waiting for phone calls from for employment, but something tells me nobody wants to hire me. I'm kinda losing hope for my life tbh.

I kinda..... I kinda wish I were dead. It's not in me to kill myself, but I kinda have nothing to live for right now and I can't find a way to make things better again. This job was going to open a new world of opportunity (and i'm actually still waiting for a phone call with more information on my employment, i've been told it's possible to get hired after being found with THC) but now I'm kinda assuming it's lost. My mom actually thinks I'm hired and she's telling me how proud she is which makes me feel so shitty, that i didn't eat anything for an entire day cuz i was so upset. What the hell am I supposed to tell her when they phone me back with results? what the hell am I gonna do? I don't know if this is even an answerable question, but I think I just need help or something. It's like I'm sinking and I can't get back to the surface and I feel as though I'm better off dead.

Ugh death would solve so many problems, but it would also cause a lot too.

Does this guarantee I don't have the job? It's for Goodwill which is like a thrift store that has random stuff like clothes and books. I was told that it might not matter cuz it's only THC, which is not as bad as harder drugs. I really want this job and it's killing me to not know what will happen for the next few days.

Does this guarantee I don't have the job? It's for Goodwill which is like a thrift store that has random stuff like clothes and books. I was told that it might not matter cuz it's only THC, which is not as bad as harder drugs. I really want this job and it's killing me to not know what will happen for the next few days.

I feel like it might not be good for her, but dogs lick and eat a lot of gross crap and are still fine, so I don't know if it's harmful or not.

My dog loves to lick things, but she enjoys licking my feet the most, why on earth would this be? Also, don't ask why I let her do it, it just feels kinda like.... a warm and wet foot massage hehe.

I've noticed my computer has been getting slower lately, and I feel there's something out there I can download for free to get it running faster again. Any of you know something out there that will speed up my PC?

I had accidentally downloaded a program that looks like it could have been a virus, but I safely uninstalled it and then tried to shutdown my PC... upon shut down it said it wanted to do 127 updates.... could this be some kind of virus or are these updates legit? 127 seems like quite a lot of updates to be doing on a shutdown......

I recently downloaded this one thing, and it installed this thing instead. It claimed that it fixed registry errors, but it kinda looked like a virus. I searched it up online, and found that people have had problems getting rid of it as if it were a virus, yet I see other websites promoting it as a legit program, and have seen actual reviews for it. I uninstalled it from my computer just fine, but I'm really confused here.... Is this program a virus/malware, or isn't it?

one night I put in ear phones in and tried to lie on my side, and now my ear is clogged... I've tried diggin at it, I've tried hydrogen peroxide, and I was able to pull out a ton of wax, but it is still clogged... I know I didn't damage my ear because I can feel it, and I can still hear out of it. will this eventually go away on its own? or should I go to seek medical help?

I will start off in saying that I kind of smoke weed. and when I do, is when I get my longest and strongest erections. theyre so strong that they really start to hurt after awhile. can too much blood flow cause something bad to happen down there?

btw, I don't want any of you telling me that weed is bad, because that won't help me and I won't care

I was watching the sitcom "Friends" and it was "The One After 'I Do", and in this episode, Ross meets this girl at the reception named Mona. He tries to impress her with famous Mona's, and comes up with someone named Mona Clickclocken (although sounds German so it may be like Klechlachen), Who is a famous botanist and attractive. But then he can't remember if it's Linda or Martin Clickclocken. Does this person really exist, or were the Friends directors just lying out their ***?

I'm wondering because there are methods out there that toy with your sleep cycle to get lucid dreams, and I'm trying to find new methods.

I've been puzzling enough of the decided, and the look is not quite like another check.

Is there a website out there that I can learn more about the science and facts about marijuana? I'm lookin for something unbiased, not something that looks down upon it.

How can I have 2 conflicting political views on something at the same time?

What is the chemical process that causes me to laugh when high on weed? There were times where I honestly couldn't stop laughing, even though I wasn't trying to laugh, and I didn't think there was anything funny. It was something that my body couldn't control. What causes my body to laugh when there's nothing funny? and also, the laugh is a very different sounding laugh that sounds almost fake.

I have a suspicion it came from Jerry Seinfeld, but I really don't know... was it from his show or like from one of his Stand-up shows?