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omg i have bad ears alredy yeh and the otha day walked into a car nd it hurt ma ear with da beep

BEEP BEEP

nd my ear popped nd now it leakin this yellow **** all ova my bed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Listen yeh i av wanted to b a model for years, every1 saiis that i cud be, do youh agree????

Pls tell me if i cud or not cuz this is my life choise enit xxxxxxxxxx

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=chav+girl&num=10&... <ME!!!

My m8, he as been wanted to be a model sinse he was like a fetus or whatever lol xxxxx

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=chav+man&hl=en&sa...

Thx for ya help luv h xxxxxxxx

she has been sittin in the same seat 4 lyk daiiiyz enit, and i tink she's sleepin yeh but then i noticed a maggot in her eye, i was lyk OMGG EEEEEEEE and i ran lol, wot does this mean?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

So there's this lad I like n I talk to him on bbm n stuff buhh he ent answered me for lyk 2 hours n I wanna ping him to mek sure he ent dead or anyfin so shud I? Or wud I seem lyk I'm beggin it idk all answers apprichiated baby's x

i just rn ova a pigin on my barbiemobile wht do i do? shall i cook it in the oven or the deep fat fryer? omg help me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Who are they and what are the responsibilities of the London Assembly.

I was wiff dis boii that i likee n he kept pulling my shoes off n strokin ma big toe, do ya fink he likes me? or not? cuz i like him:)<3 n i fink i wanna marry him:D<3

yolo is ma motto<3

wiz khalifa for lyf<3

luv ma fans x

peace out homies x

luv ya all ta da moon n bk x

Yeh rght i woz walking round my flat 1ce and my i saw som1 was dressed up as de queen yeh, and i waz lyk OMG wot is the queen doin in my livin ennit so yeh im confused and then i asked dis person who is ya and it was my dad wtf xxxxxxxxxxxxx

What are the advantages and disadvantages of using YouTube?

Luv you all, nyd help on dis 1 doe xoxox

Hey lads, gals and baby g's:-)

Just wanna wish ya all an amazing wkend and fanks for always being here for me, I really know who ma true friends are now<33

Hey peeps, so I'm goin to dis party toniteeee n I dunno wot to wear, either ma knee length checked green dress or ma red strapless dress wid polka dots? Plzz help mehh I want to impress all the men x x x x fank ya x x x

does anyone know what a devolved parliment is? i'm really confused, please tell me in simple terms!

I want to see the script at the LG arena but do not have the money until about 9 days after the concert tickets go out. will there still be standing auidence tickets availiabe, do you think?

Who is Twitters target audience? Whatg sort of people are Twitter aimed at?