King Neckbeard

I just can't resist putting air quotes around 'land of the "free" and the home of the "brave"!'

Except for waiting until the words can be taken literally again, what's the best way to pretend I don't see their irony?

Is statutory rape law that serious anywhere?

I'd like to add something like "Thank you for disabling adblock" and offer to pay a fee to disable ads without me losing revenue.

Is this even possible?

Or in the case of Windows. If the OEM doesn't ship the DVD with the computer, can I download the OEM installation disk from my favorite torrent site legally?

I assume you won't even see this question because computers and the internet aren't natural either, but why do you accept other things that aren't natural, like houses, phones, cooked food, cars, jobs, clothes, TVs, etc. Aren't you a hypocrite for not living naked, in a cave, killing animals with your bare hands (tools aren't natural) and tearing their raw flesh from their bones?

Similarly, if god tells you to worship him and to commit your life to him, or you will tortured for all eternity in hell, is it free will if you do so?

Or would it simply make you skid over the earth until friction takes you to a standstill?

We don't believe in it, so it won't scare us

It makes sense to me.

I could make jokes about him only hanging out with 12 men, and a prostitute he didn't have sex with, but I don't think that's necessary.

From the gospel of Mark, a part was cut which has since been uncovered, In chapter 10 between verse 34 and 35 it said, roughly translated:

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

Also, a bit less obviously gay, John 21:20 could imply homosexuality.

Is it passive aggressive to, when in an argument, (with in this case my manager about my hours), simply state the name and article of the law, and the page and article number in my contract proving me right and walk away, or is it simply a dick move?

Or just walking in the dark while black or carrying skittles while black?

Atheists and other non-believers have opened a service to take care of good christians' pets after the rapture. Would you use or offer this service?

I think I broke Newton's third law of motion

I'm an atheist. Since I don't live in an english speaking country I usually don't have to think about what to say. We just say gezondheid (literally translated, health, but it means something like I wish you good health) But I am starting to use english more and more. Should I just say (god) bless you anyway?

I do use oh my god and god damn it if you were wondering.

It seens that whenever an internal organ is needed for a joke, it's the spleen. In certain versions of magic the gathering you can take a spleen-piercing bullet to the spleen. In an ad for a batman video game Harley Quinn states she's not responsible for injuries to body parts including "spleen or other vital organs", in very odd parents whenever someone gets injured multiple times, the 3rd or 4rd scream is "ow, my spleen" (in case of cosmo usually even the 1st), and simular jokes can be seen in hey Arnold, multiple web comics and series, etc.

Why the spleen? Why not the pancreas or kidneys?

Some people think so, some dont. Whats you're opinion