Whoa Lisa!

After taking a few bites of a bowl of cereal (poured from a brand new just opened box) I find in my bowl a large strip of what looks like cardboard or felt. After inspecting it a bit I realize that it's a large tuft of highly condensed animal fur and what looks like unidentifiable parts. After throwing up everything in my stomach and taking a few shots of high content alcohol (to sanitize my insides of course), I am at a loss as to what I should do next. Can action be taken against the cereal company for allowing a contaminated product like this to be sold? What kind of action? Where do I start? I NEED HELP.

I'm already quite skinny with very little body fat, so I don't think I have very much fat in my boobs to lose anyway (like people say losing weight will make boobs smaller). My question is are there any kind of exercise that will make my breasts appear any bigger (even a little) or perkier? Right now I am a full A cup and am 5'5 and weigh 105lbs. Is my only option for natural breast gain to gain weight?

HELP!

Right now I'm using clean&clear dual action moisturizer with salicylic acid. It only has .5% salicylic acid though and I read somewhere that that was not really enough to make a difference... What have you used that works as a daily moisturizer that helps to get rid of acne (and preferably does not overdry)?

Also, what is the best acne face wash you have used?

If you REALLY want a good chance at best answer, tell me the acne fighting regime you use that works for you!

:D THANKS!

In a sentence ending with a word or words in quotations, would the period/comma go inside or outside the quotation marks? If the phrase itself is not a complete sentence, but it is at the end of a sentence in quotes, where would the punctuation go?

after I epilate, I still have little stubble on my legs! Even after letting the hair grow out before epilating... Why? Do I just shave it or what? How can I make epilating more effective?

Any answers are most appreciated! =]

if I already have little fat on me? I'm 5'5 and 105lbs and would really like to tone up my legs and stomach. How long before I will start seeing results, and what kind of exercises should I do? How many days a week?

So we've all done it. Maybe you're low on funds, maybe you're in college and spent your last pennies on schoolbooks or rent or whatever, and have to scavenge whatever you have left in your kitchen in order to make a decent meal for yourself. What do you/would you/have you mixed/made?

Will Ambi fade cream work on light skin to get rid of acne spots and freckles? If not, what will?

(please no one say lemons!)

What is the best way to take adderall? I have taken adderall by parachuting it in the past, but would like to know if taking the time release capsule is better. Are the effects less intense, but longer lasting? Which way is better?

Please serious, helpful answers only. No preaching and no rude comments please :)

About a week ago, a cat showed up at my back door and has been staying in my yard ever since. I believe she used to belong to a neighbor who moved away recently and probably left her behind. So here's my situation. I already have two dogs and two cats. The dogs and the visiting cat are all comfortable with each other and get along great, but I'm worried that bringing a new cat into the house will upset the other two cats (older male and female). What should I do? I know I need to consider the happiness of my other cats, but I feel as if this cat has already adopted me as her new owner, as I feel as if I have already adopted her. How can I bring this new cat into my home without upsetting the peace between the other animals? Should I find her a new home, or try to make her a part of the family?

HELP! I'm torn.

It smells not so good inside...

So I have this bad habit. It may sound silly, but I ALWAYS fold my left leg under me when I sit down. It's gotten to be a very bad habit. I have a lot of pain in my left knee when I walk or go down stairs or exercise, and I think this may be contributing to it! I don't notice it at first when I do it, but when I sit for too long I get sharp pains in my knee. then (obviously) I try to sit up straight with both legs on the ground. But then I forget and fold my leg under me again! What can I do to break this painful habit?

(No mean answers please =] )

Do you believe that cell phones make it easy for students to cheat? Should they be banned? What could be done by teachers to keep the students from cheating in class by using their cell phones?

Ok, so recently I've found out that this guy has been telling people that I have a personality like a potted plant (nothing to it). I went on one date with this guy, he called back for more dates, but I denied (he talked about himself the whooole time, hardly a moment of silence). Anyway, here's my first question. Is he saying this about me because he is bitter that I did not go on a second date with him, or is it because he really believes I have a bland personality?

Part 2: Would you consider me to have a potted personality just because I don't feel the need to fill every moment of a conversation with words? That not every moment of silence is an awkward silence? That sometimes the depth of silence means more than a few words of meaningless filler? Is it better to be a single cut rose, or to be a so-called "simple potted plant" whose roots are still deep in the soil?

What are your thoughts?

yet is by no other standards a hypochondriac, wouldn't thinking that they had this particular illness MAKE them a hypochondriac?

What are your thoughts?

Explain why.

What are the best hip/thigh exercises, specifically for the back of the thighs?

I need some fun, crafty, and CHEAP ways to make my dorm room more personable. Give me all the ideas you got! Best answer to whoever's decorating ideas I use!

10pts to the best:)

I guess it's time to find something else to do, no?

Question: If you could have one super power, what would it be?

(Most unique gets best answer!)