Dynamic Fetch

Is the last day of the Octave of Epiphany this Sunday, or is it on the tenth (Monday)? Also, I have been looking for Epiphany chalk to bless my house, but the Catholic churches in my area don't seem to follow that tradition. Is it just an outdated tradition? I've been to three Catholic churches this week and couldn't find chalk anywhere.

I live in this really bad neighborhood next to a parking lot that seems to attract a lot of negative energy. There was a violent breakup last week and just today there was a gang fight in the parking lot. Any sort of spell I can do to keep this **** out of the parking lot? I'd like to get some peace and quiet.

I suck at meditation.

When you buy a crystal, what if there is a malevolent being in it? Can it possess you if you wear it? How can you tell if something is in your crystal, and how do you get rid of it?

Would I get better results if I mixed several grounding crystals and stones together (like black tourmaline, onyx, smoky quartz, and obsidian), or should I just stick with one?

Would I get better results if I mix several grounding crystals/stones together, like black tourmaline, onyx, obsidian, and smoky quartz, or should I just stick with one?

Do all Catholic churches have holy water available for the laypeople? Do they typically have it in a font where you can just scoop some up, or do you have to ask the priest?

I find them difficult to remove from the container. I need some tips.

I hate it when recipes call for way more egg yolks than egg whites, because I don't know what to do with the extra whites. If I have one leftover white, I can easily use it up in a souffle, but when there's too many, I just can't find a good way to use them.

Any suggestions? (I'm not interested in just boiling them or making an egg white omelette, which is ridiculous!)

All I know is that they are all formed by turbulent flows.

There are a lot of radiolarian chert beds in my area. I am wondering if I can pulverize them to a powder and used them like you would diatomaceous earth, which is abrasive and will cut up snails and slugs that crawl across them. Chert is a bit harder to pulverize, but it too contain siliceous microfossils like diatomaceous earth.

Lipton sells this in Chinatown. What kind of black tea is it? I can't find any information online.

Who built it? Why is it there?

See the photo at http://www.panoramio.com//photo/10439023 .

Or check it out on Google Earth (37.787992, -122.505811, 4 m).

I'm curious about exorcism in Wiccan witchcraft. Tell me a bit about the rituals.

What's your opinion on how the TV show portrays Wiccan philosophy and witchcraft? Obviously, much of it is exaggerated and silly, as it is a story, but there are themes of the Law of Three and the no personal gain thing.

I'm 19, and my brother's 10. Last night, my brother pulled the last straw by eating the last cookie in the house. Now, I want him to pay the ultimate price--his soul. I've been a practictioner of black magic for several years now; and I do have experience with death spells, but I'm looking for much more this time.

Does anyone have instructions for the Pulsa diNura (Lashes of Fire death curse)? According to the Wikipedia article, this curse is a "kabbalistic ceremony in which the angels of destruction are invoked to block heavenly forgiveness of the subject’s sins, causing all the curses named in the Bible to befall him resulting in his death." It sounds perfect for teaching my brother not to ever eat all the cookies in the house again.

Here's a hypothetical scenario, and I'd like some input from witches.

What kind of spell or ritual could you do to un-haunt the Seven Gates of Hell? (Could I just walk in with burning sage and drive out the negative energies?)

If I were just to go explore the area, like many curious people do, what kind of magical protection can I use to get to the seventh gate? (Most people don't get that far. The fifth or sixth gate is the farthest people usually go, when they get spooked out of their wits.)

Here's a hypothetical scenario, and I'd like some input from witches.

What kind of spell or ritual could you do to un-haunt the Seven Gates of Hell? (Could I just walk in with burning sage and drive out the negative energies?)

If I were just to go explore the area, like many curious people do, what kind of magical protection can I use to get to the seventh gate? (Most people don't get that far. The fifth or sixth gate is the farthest people usually go, when they get spooked out of their wits.)