Reinstated!!

Ok, I am looking to compile a list of music of songs that have dances to them. For example "Boot Scootin Boogie" "Bunny Hop" "Stanky Leg"

Songs that have a particular dance in their lyrics.

Have you ever thought something about someone [thing] and realized what you thought was not at all what you expected? [Slap in the face type of unexpected?]]

My Example:

Went into a restaurant in nrth Texas with some friends. Went out to eat and ordered a cheeseburger and Texas Fries..

Order comes out, and I noticed in place of where my fries should be were some batter fried looking things. So I was like whats up, wheres my fries? She says you are not from around here huh? I was like ok?!....

She said Texas Fries are not French Fries..

They are Batter Fried Bull Balls..........

"Check Please"

Name some things you remember from growing up in the 80's [[early 90's]] that still makes you smile today....

FOR ME ITS

HOLOGRAMS

POGS

POPPLES

PUFF-A-LUMPS

SLAP BRACELETS

"SIKE"

HAHA I REMEMBER WEARING THE PONY TAIL ON THE SIDE OF MY HEAD HEEHEE

Tonight I am so ___________________.

Today was a _________________ kind of day.

Our weather was ________________ this morning.

My favorite time of day is _______________________.

The last thing I do before I go to bed at night is __________________.

I wish that I could go ____________________.

The first thing I do in the morning is ___________________.

I should have ______________ yesterday.

JUST THE LARGE PRINT HEADLINE.... ONE SENTENCE... WHAT WOULD IT SAY?

On an airplane you are talking pleasantly to a person of average appearance. Unexpectedly, the person offers you $10,000 for one night of sex. Knowing there is no danger and that payment is certain, would you accept the offer?

Which one would you prevent?

Going back to questions you have answered to see if you got any thumbs up/downs? And actually edited to say something smart if you got thumbs down??

Ok... I have a 2 year old boy. [Turned 2 June 16th] He is so determined TO NEVER BE potty trained. I also have an 8 year boy. It's been awhile, but I don't remember him being so difficult and stubborn with this. As a matter of fact, he went straight to the big toilet.. Never even sat on a potty chair. MY other son HOWEVER, sits on the potty chair ONLY because it's Elmo, and only actually made use of the potty ONCE when I caught him right before he was going to "make a stinky" as he puts it. LoL... So I am just looking for some tips or tricks that maybe another mother has used for the "stubborn" boy... Anything, no matter how silly it may seem is appreciated. =)

At this point in your life... where y ou are right now, did you think you would be here, doing what you are doing, or did you have other plans for yourself? Did you think you would be married, or not, kids, no kids. Think about a few years ago, up to now, and are you happy with where you are, or are you still struglling to find yourself?

What is one goal you HAVE NOT reached, that you would like to reach in the next year or so....

THINK about it before you answer it. Im interested in real heart-felt answers!!

Best answer will go to who I think put the most serious thought in their answer...

"In life we all have our own book, and when it's all said and done, those we touch on our path will be our narrators......

With that being said...

"HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR STORY TO BE TOLD?"

I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

http://www.khou.com/news/local/stories/khou080710_...

so there is a new proposal in the air about turning our HOV lanes into Toll Lanes?! Everyone is mad because for one.. its just another way for Uncle Sam to squeez another dollar out of us... and It kind of defeats the purpose, because now it will accessible to all traffic, which means it will no longer be sufficient for car poolers... anyways.. i just wanted Houstonians opinions on the matter... Do you agree or disagree with the new proposal?

OK I WAS READNG SOMEONES QUESTION ABOUT THEIR HUSBAND CHEATING IN A DREAM.. SO I THOUGHT ID GET SOME INSIGHT ON WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF MINE... I HAVE 3 KIDS.. AND IN MY DREAM [[REOCCURING ALTHOUGH SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EACH TIME]] IM WITH ONE OF MY KIDS, AND THEY GET SHOT.. AND THESE DREAMS ARE SO GRAPHIC.. ILL WAKE UP IN TEARS.. FELLING AS IF IT REALLY HAPPENED... MY OLDEST GOT SHOT IN THE BACK, AND HE DIED IN MY ARMS.. MY 2ND YOUNGEST BOY DROWNED AND DIED.. AND I EVEN DREAMED THAT SOMEONE SHOT MY BABY GIRL [[WHO IS 4 MONTHS]] AND SHE DIED IN MY ARMS... ITS SO WEIRD... BECUASE I WAKE UP WITH THAT FEELING OF BEING ALONE WITHOUT THEM, AND HAVE TO RUN TO THE ROOMS TO CHECK IF THEY ARE OK.. EVEN WOKE MY SON UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING BECUASE I HAD TO CALL HIM AT HIS DADS HOUSE TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OK... THESE DREAMS HAPPEN ALOT... =/ JUST WANTED PEOPLES OPINIONS..

I work 40 hours a week. My husband is incarcerated. I have 2 kids from another relationship, and one with him. My mother in law watches my baby and my toddler. I pay her $600 a month [[standard day care pay]] to watch them form 630am to 630pm... She always calls me at work complaining that my daughter is crying too much.. [[she is 1 1/2 months old]] and she tells me I need to get off work early when she does not feel like taking them with her to the store or the doctor... My question is do you think she has the right to do this? Im paying her all this money to keep them, and it was her idea because she wanted the money.. Does she have the right to tell me to take off work, or to complain how my daughter is crying and wont sleep??!! Or should she be taking them with her, and dealing with it since she is getting paid like a daycare...

SOME WOMEN GET 'ANNOYED' WHEN OTHER WOMEN TALK ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES DURING LABOR... LIKE IF THEY DIDNT USE ANY MEDS, AND HAD THE BABY ALL NATURAL... OR WHEN A WOMAN SAYS SHE WAS ABLE TO WORK ALL THROUGH HER PREGNANCY? AS A WOMAN WHO HAS EPXERIENCED LABOR AND GONE THROUGH IT ALL, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO 'BRAG' OR SO THEY CALL IT... JUST LIKE A WOMAN WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH OTHER EXPERIENCES HAVE THE RIGHT TO 'BRAG' ABOUT THEIR OWN... I DONT LOOK DOWN ON ANYONE WHO HAS HAD A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE THEN MINE.. BUT ILL BE DAMNED IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR TALKING ABOUT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS... [[JUST VENTING]] AND WANTED SOME OPINIONS

OK... I AM A CERTIFIED MEDICAL ASSISTANT.. BUT MY QUESTION HAS HAD SO MANY DIFFERENT RESPONSES, I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT HERE TO GET SOME FEEDBACK... IVE HAD DOCTORS TELL ME THAT YOU CANT GET A "FAKE POSTIVE" RESULT ON A PREGNANCY TEST BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY IT SHOWS PREGNANT IS IF YOU HAVE THE HORMONE HCG IN YOUR URINE WHICH ONLY SHOWS IF YOU ARE PREGNANT... SO THEY SAY ITS ABSOLUTELY NOT POSSIBLE, BUT I HAVE HAD PEOPLE TELL ME THEY HAVE HAD A FAKE POSITIVE ON A PREGNANCY TEST... WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?