derek g

can you propagate libertia gold leaf? and how?

have received a message from my online friend but cannot figure out how to forward the same message on to another friend,help,please give a step by step,thanks

when i plug my headphones into my laptop i still can hear the sound through my laptop as well as the headphone,can i set the laptop to send sound through headphones only?its a pain as others can still hear what im doing

im getting a new ps3,can i move the map pack from my sons account to my new ps3?

please give step by step,thanks

PROBLEM HOTPOINT AQUARIUS TDC32 TUMBLE DRYER,there's no heat coming from the machine,have gave it a good clean out which fixed the problem before,but not this time,its about 6years old now,would it be worth fixing?any tips

tried adding my bluetooth ear piece to the ps3,did the scan and found my device and pressed ok,but then i was asked for a pass code?what pass code?can i only use a ps3 device on the ps3

anyone know what the codes are for chorus in naas cokildare for the eurovox max v?

can you add water to gloss paint to make a sealer?does it have to be an oil based paint?

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the

Head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on

it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said, 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name

of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the

head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

star if you like

star if you laugh,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U33Xg91HAlo

Hi derek g,

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"reasons not to mess with children.?part 6?"

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its great when they listen,STAR if you dont find yahoo fair

myself think it would be a happier place,

star if you agree

Hi derek g,

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"reasons not to mess with children.?part 4?"

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its great to win an apeal,but have to say fair play to yahoo for looking into it,so if anyone thinks they dont do anything about appeals heres the proof,

please give a star to show support against bad reporting

> Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting

> about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

> That night all three

> will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their

> eyes.

>

>

>

> After a few days they meet up for lunch.

>

>

>

> The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he

> found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He

> saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we

> made love all night long.

>

>

>

> The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover

> at his office and I was

> wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes

> and a raincoat. When I

> opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had

> wild sex all night.

>

>

>

> The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my

> mother's house for the

> night. When my husband came home I was wearing the

> leather bodice, black

> stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As

> soon as he came in the door

> and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

posted a joke last night,and got this answer,

I did not even read this but expect that is some disgusting typical immoral immature idiotic male humour.,from natty..

what?i mean come on,at least read the question first,needlles to say,she got the thumbs down,my joke was posted in jokes and riddles,

heres the link to the joke,

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

if link dont work,just go to my last question please

so what do you think,

please star if you wouldnt judge a book by its cover,

thanks

Poor Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard; so as a surprise on his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey, want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else.

Dave's wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real ***** this time!"