Haywood Jablomee

And is the fine the same amount? My friend just got nailed with a $220 ticket.

I know the Jags, Raiders, Chargers, Lions, are.... but I don't know the others.

I'm not sure how true it is but I can see why people are scared as hell about it. They claim the "Federal Reserve" owns both parties. Most people really don't know that the Federal Reserve is not a government agency. They are no more Federal than Federal Express.

FYI . I voted for Obama last November so... no, I'm not a far right-wing nutjob.

I live in a neighborhood that must be having an identity crises. They(PR) go around calling each other the N-word. Any self-respecting black person wouldn't even use that word so what's their deal?

Lately, I can't get enough sex. My gf and I have had marathon sex the last three nights in a row. How can my body still want this?

I ask because I thought he was all-powerful. Shouldn't he go to jail for allowing harm to come to billions of his children? Did it just slip your mind to do something about the Holocaust, 911,.....

I saw this morbidly fat couple with a baby today and I had to ask myself... Is that even physically impossible?

The FBI doesn't just raid you for no reason, right?

I think I might have a stalker ex.

My friend said he does but I think he's full of it... as usual.

We're spending billions and overcrowding our prison system, yet, drugs are just as easy to get. Are we just putting money and power in the hands of organized crime?

It's on an AT&T commercial.

it goes something like ....

... maybe I've fallen for you.. quite sure that I've fallen for you... I see the something something.. look in your eyes...

My GF loves that commercial.

My nephew wants it for his birthday but I don't think he's even played it. I was thinking about buying him the whole Rock Band 2 setup instead. What do you think?

I'll admit it. I lost it for a second.

I was at a 4th of July party where there were a lot of drunk people. Imagine that? The TV in the game room had GTA 4 on it, so it came into the conversation. Somebody claimed they got Niko to score with Kate. I said he was full of it but he insisted that he did.

Last week, I went on a level 2 rafting trip with a bunch of friends. This friend of ours "john" brought this chick who seemed kind of uptight. After renting 3 rafts, two 10-man and one 6-man, I asked that they don't put her in my raft because I want to have water fights with other rafters. Of course they put her in our raft anyways, so that killed the water fights. She still was complaining about getting wet. Halfway through the trip I had enough and told her to shut up or get in a different raft. She refused and continued to complain about getting wet. I then took it upon myself to grab her feet and flip her backwards off the raft. Everybody couldn't stop laughing. She wasn't. She then got up and challenged me to a fight. Not to brag but I weigh 200 and bench press close to 400. i could snap her in half with my fingers. Long story short. A few people think I'm a jerk for doing that.

My best friend recently found out that his girlfriend is still fooling around with her ex/baby daddy. She claims it was a mistake. That she went over to drop off their son, he showed her some old pictures and before she knew it they were hanging out like old times. Afterward she said she realized why they split up and wishes she could take it back. My friend, who must have bumped his head, is debating whether to take her back. He's bum'd out and I don't want to hurt his feelings but should I tell him what I really think, that she's a dirty cheating BLEEP! ?? Or what do you think? dilemma...dilemma...