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What would Jesus do if his disciples kept peeing on the toilet seat?

I am a girl that lives with men and this is a ongoing problem. I am considering resorting to saran wrapping the toilet seat, but i know that i would have to clean it up if they fall for the prank :(

i have a xbox 360 and i have slow internet. im not really sure why i need internet connection for the game to be honest. why is it required?

i know i need a stable connection which for the most part i have but will slow internet connection effect my game play? like lagging or anything?

do i need xbox gold or is the free silver plan ok?

i was so excited to play it now im so crushed :'(

today i noticed the M&F section was getting religious questions and im assuming high ranking users can still switch up the categories for questions.

do you guys condone this or these user(s) actions? or do you think it is mean?

if we are having an exodus to M&F then i am bringing the black jack and hookers with us. i also call being Moses

Non religious peoples can of course post their thoughts too

i just wanted to target fellow religious folk and see what they thought of the movie. did you find it was overly bias and full of anti religious bs? or did you agree with any thing he said? was it funny?

this is my opinion.

i actually hafto admit i feel bad and im a little disappointed in myself. i have known about the movie for a awhile but i just kinda threw the thought of watching it out because i thought it was all the zeitgeist bull and that it was just a movie grasping straws to disprove religion. i thought Mr. Maher was just some assbugger who was butthurt and wanted to rid the world of religion with some crappy facts.

buuuut there was only one small segment in the movie that had the Jesus myth theory stuff. Other than that i found that i really enjoyed the movie. most of his points were valid. and he wasn't really trying to disprove religion with a bunch of bull, but just pointed out the hypocrisy and what i consider silly stuff. i thought he was going to be a total douchebag but for the most part i thought he was polite. Just a few times i found him condescending. still it wasn't as bad as the reviewers made him out to be. i also like there was a little humility in there.

Oh dam and i didn't realize he was so funny XD

Now im not saying i 100% agree with him, im religious and i like it. but i can understand where he is coming from to a certain extent and i cannot deny how silly we can be at times :)

i moved into a new house a few months ago and i don't know what happened but these terrible mood swing started shortly after. i don't remember them, i would just black out for a few minutes and when i came to everyone around me would be in shock. they said i would get really angry for no reason and just freak out. im normally a nice girl and these freak out episodes really scared me.

the doctor was no help so i went to my church and asked my priest about it and he said it looked like i was possessed by a demon. i trust him so i went over to his house last night to preform the exorcism.

when i went to his house it seemed like date. it was nothing like the movies. we had dinner and some wine, but the only thing different was that he gave me this special wine in a golden cup. he told me it was part of the ritual, so i drank it and blacked out. when i awoke, i was scared the demon took over again, but i felt perfectly fine. he said i was cured too! i feel so free that this is all over but im still curious on the exorcism process. i mentioned my anus was very sore, but he replied that is where the demon was released. also my stool had this white coating on it this afternoon. does this mean im totally cured and purified?

my main question is that has anyone witnessed a exorcism before? what happens? and does the demon always come out of the butt :(

thank you i appreciate the help :)

i bet he could do some awesome magic tricks. like with scarves and coins. i bet he never dropped his wine glass either.

is there something else that im missing?

im picking up a bouquet of flowers for my mummzy and she likes yellow flowers but i want to mix some other colors in there too. i don't care if you don't have any plant names because i don't know what exactly im getting yet. i just want some color scheme ideas.

but if you have any flower suggestions i would appreciate that too.

thank you :D

my norton subscription just expired and i never really liked it, price sucks too, and i wanna see what other virus protection options i have.

if you know of a good adn reliable free one i will love you forever :D

thank you

i was watching batman begins the other night and was kinda laughing because bruce was scared of bats. after the scene where he is high on the flower, opens the box and his worst fear comes out, i went outside for a smoke. i was just standing there thinking, "ha what a puss,"....well a few moments later a big giant moth starting flying around my head (like the wingspan was the size of my hand). i screamed like a little girl, threw my cigarette out and ran inside the house. then i came to realization that i was the bigger puss because bats eat moths :(

so for those who haven't seen the movie, when Bruce Wayne opens a box his worst fear comes out. in his case bats... in my case moths. what would come out of the box if you opened it?

it obviously doesn't have to be animals or insects.

in his story after the fishy spat him out Jonah told the city the message God told him. but when the prophecy didn't come true and God showed the town mercy, he got all butt hurt. then when the plant died he got all whiny again. was he only thinking for himself? was he mad because his prophecy didn't come true while the others did? and was he only sad when the plant died because it wasn't shading him anymore?

i just wanna make sure i understood correctly. thank you :D

there is nothing wrong with a little bump n grind?

if Mr. Stephen Hawking is such a big smarty pants, then why does he have that plain monotone computer voice? why doesn't he jazz it up with Pierce Bronson's or Snoop Dog's voice? is this really the kind of man you want to follow? the guy sounds like a 90's mac.

BQ: who should be Mr. Hawking's new voice? im starting to lean towards Sean Connery now.

my brother and i share our grandfather's old turntable(if you need to know what the make is you can ask). he doesn't use it as much as me but the last few times he has used it the pitch was terribly flat. i've tried to get it to the sweet spot but my ears aren't that good and i am close but not really exactly there. so how the hello kitty do you get the turntable back in pitch? there are two glowing lines that move and and i think i hafto get the bottom one at a stand still but i can't remember if that is right.

my brother also says that you should tune the table depending on the singer or genre. is that true? i hope not. i really want him to leave the tuning knob alone lol

there's nobody in my house that can open my pickles :(

i heard that he has a new sciencey show now and i don't know the name or when it starts. i don't care if he is in it but it is so hard to find a educational show that is not boring as hell. if anybody can tell me what it's called, when it starts if it hasn't already already and what channel that would be awesome

ok i lied, i do kinda care if he is in it :(

oh and any news on a new album?

thank you :D

o an sorry i know this really isn't the right forum but there isn't a science or educational tv one and i didn't want to go with the "other" one

if i call in my doggy into battle and he dies, does he die for good or respawn back at my house? i am very protective of my Commander Fuzzyboots and i don't want to lose him :(

also any word on the dog returning for dragon age 3? i would not be very happy if they skip out on him.

if my doggy dies in battle does he die for good or does he re spawn back at my house?

im very protective of my Commander Fuzzyboots. i don't want to use him in battle if he dies forever :(

also any word about a dog being in dragon age 3? i miss having him as a permanent team member. i always had him on my team in the first game because when i started i really sucked and one time when all my party members died he killed off 3 darkspawn all by himself lol.

do you look at the events as historical and accurate or as allegory? or it did happen but just not 100% correct as written? or something else?

if you do look at it as allegory then why do you follow your religion? i have my own views and opinions on this but i would like to know yours.

i would also like you to know there is no need to get defensive over my curiosity. i simply like to hear opinions.

thank you :D

they didn't have fathers when growing up?

judging by those beards it doesn't look like anyone taught them how to shave